Freddurstsex Stories

Fred Durst goes to IHop for breakfast (ALL DAY??? SOMEBODY PINCH ME, BECAUSE I MUST BE IN HEAVEN!!) and he is seen by the BIGGEST Limp Bizkit fan working there, and he gets the permission to perform... I haven't went to IHop in like 7 years btw so I forgot like everything and idk help and this was so rushed pls bare with me