Epsteindidntkillhimself Stories

You may think you know all about the big shots running towards the White House next year. They may seem all spick and spam on TV, but I know all about their dirty little secrets they've kept hidden for so many years. I remember a time back when the 2020 US democratic presidential candidates were in school. Ah yes, good ol' DNC Academy. Back before we had all these fancy-shmancy smartphones and "vaccines". I was a student at DNC academy before this cohort of DEMigods emerged into the fakenew's limelight. Hurry on now, come with me. We have a bus to catch!