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Running With Scissors by Sam_le_fou
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Running With Scissorsby Sam Camp
Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive! ...
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Ghost Of You by CassandriaWilson
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Ghost Of Youby Cas or Cassie
Danny lost it all... He couldn't stop it. "Its inevitable, Danny. You WILL become me... it's only a matter of time." Danny turned with glowing toxic green eye...
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DWP by zeebae
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DWPby zee ♡
my very recent poems, enjoy. 💗
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Playing With Matches by Sam_le_fou
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Playing With Matchesby Sam Camp
Chuck Colt, both a ghost and a zombie against his will, must find a way to reunite his soul and body before dawn, lest his (un)death becomes permanent. ...
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the end of the fucking world; season 2 by hello_sunshxne
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the end of the fucking world; seas...by jamie
in which james survived. ©️ hello_sunshxne
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My Mate: Alucard X Reader [Currently Being Rewritten] by Punklovergirl68
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My Mate: Alucard X Reader [Current...by Skye
NOTICE PLEASE READ BEFORE READING STORY: The simple fact that I even have to put this despite the clear [Currently Being Rewritten] in the title is ridiculous, this stor...
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Zombies Vs Aliens: Respawn by krazydiamond
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Zombies Vs Aliens: Respawnby Kristin Jacques
A comic apocalyptic sci-fi romp. The zombie apocalypse has come and gone, the world has ended, humanity has crumbled... Nobody told the aliens. Alien brains have some...
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Into the Night by amoenitas
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Into the Nightby Christian
Calla Black isn't your average teenage human, but he'd like to be. After his bus into town is torn to shreds under less than natural circumstances, his last attempt at n...
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Rise of the lich king(Frozen throne x highschool dxd) by ClydeTheChildish
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Rise of the lich king(Frozen thron...by ChildishClyde
lich king is an evil king that can take over the world he can make undead armies and undead dragons then lich king decided to sleep for 5000 years as the years goes by t...
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Beetlejuice: A Love Story? by strangerer_things
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Beetlejuice: A Love Story?by Maddie
Beetlejuice x reader OC Murder + revenge = love? Y/N has been murdered and quickly befriends the ghost with the most: Beetlejuice (or Lawerence if you prefer) do they fa...
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✔ GOT GUTS? | How To Escape A Psycho Serial Killer by Ellen_Reese
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✔ GOT GUTS? | How To Escape A Psyc...by Eʟʟᴇɴ Rᴇᴇꜱᴇ
🌟BEST OF MYSTERY/THRILLER ON WATTPAD OFFICIAL MYSTERY PROFILE 🌟FEATURED ON FRIGHT, PSYCHOLOGICAL NOVEL, & BADASSREADS OFFICIAL WATTPAD PROFILES 🌟#1 in HORROR on May 1...
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My Negativity As A Positive by hakurenyuki
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My Negativity As A Positiveby Haku
My random poems that are either negative or positive, it's your choice.
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Legion x reader by WolfChan2004
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Legion x readerby Yogart_Pot
Legion is my favourite character from dbd, I don't care what players say, suck it >:D
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The Bad Guy - Yandere Mysterio x Reader by bebedripsink
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The Bad Guy - Yandere Mysterio x R...by bebedripsink
You finally worked up the nerve to turn back around and look up at the man who held your wrists hostage. All you could manage was to stammer his name. "Q-Quentin...
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Daddy?  YANDERE LOVE by SkaiColdwater
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Daddy? YANDERE LOVEby SkaiColdwater
I would have never thought I would ever ever call a man "daddy" And I was right because I wouldn't have. I was forced.
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School SPIRIT (Monster Girls X Reader) by RorschachWhoLaughs
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School SPIRIT (Monster Girls X Rea...by Not a Cretin Dammit
Descriptions Are Dumb. It's October. I like scary movies. Here's an idea I had.
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Love Potion by mlonirona
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Love Potionby mlonirona
"What do you want?" She asked. Panicked, backing away. The vampire followed, stepping forward, dangerously close, looking her over. "You." His voice...
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BEST Doki Doki Lit. Club Memes EVER! by Raven-Fallington
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BEST Doki Doki Lit. Club Memes EVE...by sad kid
Highest rank: #9 in doki doki lit club Ahhhh cuz 1. Yuri is best girl 2. I like Doki Doki 3. Doki Doki is NOT okei dokey!! :'DD 4. Doki Doki Literature Club and pictures...
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super fucking angsty tree bros by johnlocked_in
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super fucking angsty tree brosby blah blah blah
vent fic. it gets better towards the end in terms of quality, and i meant to make tree bros endgame but i didn't bother finishing this so it instead has a shitty ending...
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Naruto Crack book by issathenerd
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Naruto Crack bookby Issa
I'm bippity boppity being active bitch!¡!¡!
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