Dank Stories

yEEt ⚠language⚠ {Kinda turned into a Bakugo x Reader}

Lyrics to all Twenty One Pilots songs

This guy is my bean right now, so I decided I'd actually publish a thing about him. It'll mostly be stupid edits that I make in my spare time.

Ever wondered what cats are dreaming about? If you are, go somewhere else, because this cat isn't like other cats. Nelson Meem from the Nelson the Cat and his DANK Adventures Collection has dreams of the most random and weird things you'll ever hear about. From using a green wii remote to transform into Hothead from Ben 10 to flying a pirate ship to his in-dream ex wife's island to retrieve a black thinking cap whilst, at the same time, trying to save his relationship with his in-dream kids! Nelson has no limits to what his dreams will achieve. Curious? Then read Nelson the Cat and his DANK Dreams! This book comes after the Nelson the Cat and his DANK Adventures 3!

in a world where you had once believed nothing could bring you ecstasy, you met a man: donald trump. lowercase intended. profanity. smut warning. may contain slurs. also: this book is a joke. it's. a. joke. if i catch any one of you putting your political opinions in the comments, that's an instant block. you're here to read trump smut, and that's what you're gonna get. debate somewhere else. thanks booboo. - kate

ThIs a JoKe! I mean enjoy lmao!

Here you will find many random memes some you will know and some unusual.I hope you will enjoy it here guys! !-DISCLAIMER-! I don't own the memes, credits go to the owners of them There will be some offensive memes

100% percent of these scenarios will be dank so enjoy-

Love, a 21 year old girl from belgium, she likes reading and writing, she also studies Chinese at university. Love since she was a kid has always had this idea of people not being able to fall in love with those who fart a lot( ofc this thought is made in china just like her major at uni). One day as she was at uni she felt so hungry, so she went to the luby sat between a group of people and opened her box of boiled beans (ops nuclear bomb alert). To be continued...

#14.

hi im bestminecraftplayer this is my diary

Memes for when you're feeling down uwu (Or if I am bored enough to update this again)

this is just basically my crack headedness in one space. use these names however you may, I'm just here to spread the cause. enjoy little cum dumps.

The title You could probs find all these on Google but save time and wifi by reading this

After the death of their father, due to a cookie dough overdose, two brothers set out on an adventure. The younger brother (Ginger Child) soon realised his life was meaningless and decided to do something about it. He compiled a "bucket list" to complete with his older sibling (Sheep Child). The story follows their journey to complete the entire *72 page* list!

Because the internet wasn't strange enough without "Don't Hug Me. I'm Scared" filled with forced memes. ~~currently completed but open to new ideas~~

it's a book of poems dude