Cellphone Stories

[Complete overhaul ongoing as of 11/7/25] Sakai Keichi has always been the wingman, the shadow helping his best friend chase girls in an empty cycle of double dates and...

"Wait, you mean I've been texting AQUALAD?" In which the worst week of her life might not be the worst after all.

"ive probably been butt dialing you..." "butt dialing. you. butt. dialed. me." -------------------- carlas life was running pretty smoothly until she...

FEATURED IN HUMOR I understand that you may think you're hilarious, but you're not. You're hurting my rating which is hurting my business. Take down your review. ___ Hel...

He calls every week to book a the same table, then calls again once a week to cancel the reservation. Dialogue story! Finished!

"Hey Princess" "Excuse me?" "No. You are not excused." "What? Wait, who are you?" "I am your Prince Charming." And j...

ring ring ring ring. the number you have dialed is now unattended, please try and call later. no service. no reception. or no answer?

"I wish I was born a boy".... A certain knight in heavy armor said those words as she wields her sword, her shield, and carries on the banner of her nation. If...

FIRST STORY EVER GO EASY ON ME... Jeremy Renner Makes You A Voicemail. A Special Thanks To @HannahBuckman19 And @Optical_Illusion For The Smut Part Of The Story. Since...

'I can't believe I'm having this conversation with an imbecile. You're infecting me with your dirty mind. I'm starting to think stupidity is a disease you carry.' 'Are y...

In which they both take a trip to London and accidentally take each other's phones.

A compilation of original short stories set in the Nocturnal Applesauce storyline and the country of The united squares of Roflca. This was mostly made because I have a...

Sixteen-year old Dante Evadoni is a normal boy with a normal life - he's in eleventh grade, he has a fair few friends, he's not popular and he's quiet - and a problem th...

" the rain falls down, and that's when our love started. " 2013 || All Rights Reserved

These poems are my original creations Written on random topics with no connection

*insert description here eventually in like 10 million years* humorous poem

I dont really care about my phone

Nearly everyone knows the story of King Arthur and his knights of the round table. Many know the tale of Excalibur and how it was created. Over the years many theories a...

Edward Baldwin is the owner of a huge company at 28 years old. It's all because of his hard work and also the help of his father. He is smart but super arrogant. Even th...