whyyyyyyyy34
"You seriously can't twerk?"
"No, Dare, I can't-why would I-"
"Just move your hips, Bobby."
It started with a stupid dare, a couch that looked like somebody's mom picked it out, and way too much teasing for one night. Now they're somewhere between lovers, gym partners, and midnight snack fiends-too stubborn to admit how hard they've fallen and too reckless to stop trying to outdo each other.
Two idiots, one disaster of a relationship, and an ocean's worth of bad decisions.