JeffthesmileDog
Consider this my official declaration of war upon you, my readers.
☆ Featuring ☆
• crack treated seriously
• pet names
• non-gendered characters
• mentions of pregnancy and marriage
• minor hand-holding
• inconsistent grammar/formatting
• heathenistic spite
• hubris
• my own ego death
This is all PG, I couldn't bring myself to write smut and I didn't wanna figure out how to kiss soneone in a spacesuit, plus I didn't have any real reason to have anyone swearing.
I could've worked on any other story, I could've written anything else. I could've done something productive instead of spending 10 whole minutes on this. Yet, this is what I end up posting.