Okay this is the whole Milk Fic, I did NOT write this, my writing skills are too poor to write this. This has things in it that might make you throw up so you've been warned.

In my opinion this shit is worse than the hat fic. Read at your own discretion bitches

Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)

Pen goes on an adventure to kidn- I mean find 5 other people to save the world.

two characters who want to remove all the wannabes in the world

I'm using a love tester to confirm ship so leave a suggestion

-Markiplier -Jacksepticeye -Joe Sugg -Casper Lee -Jake Paul -Logan Paul -Danisnotonfire -Amazing Phil -KickThePj -LeafyisHere -FazeRug

-Thumbnail made by @angrypretzelsticks- henlo welcome to my personal bfb hell . . . . . . also tree is daddy

This book was a mistake. Really Hecking Terrible BFDI Stories is just your average "crackbook" filled with poorly made Microsoft Paint comics and chapters that are "meticulously crafted" to make young and impressionable 10 year old minds laugh out loud. This book involves very odd scenarios based around the popular(?) 2010s show, Battle For Dream Island (more commonly known as BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, and recently, BFB) ,which is basically a Survivor or Total Drama Island type of show with objects as the characters/contestants. Before you read I have a strict policy against people who repeatedly use the common internet phrase "XD", use of this phrase will result in a chapter dedicated to scolding you for your redundant vocabulary. Another note before you read, this book has quite a bit of offensive humor, sexual innuendo, and other things that are not suitable for people under the age of 10, please read at your own risk. (I'm really sorry for all this fancy language I just want to be funny...) ❤BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, and BFB is owned by jacknjellify❤

Join Kokichi Ouma on an acid trip as he imagines himself to be the protagonist of a children's educational program that is neither educational or kid-friendly. (Please keep in mind that Ouma the Explorer was initially written by an immature 14-year-old several years ago. There are inappropriate mentions of suicide and likely various other triggers. It's a little late to add a disclaimer this long after publishing, but please read responsibly! And hey, maybe have a laugh or two for the parts that are ACTUALLY funny~?)