❝Shit Seokjin Says❞ ; a jin pun a day makes you happy all day ; #1 in random // 170603 ; credits to the rightful owners for some of the translations Jin's Dad Jokes ©ultseoks 2016

"Love is a dance that is performed by two hearts that have the same beat"

"Also, as per protocol, you will see the name and number of your sperm donor should you want to get in contact with them and allow a relationship with you and your child. You'll be pleased to know that your sperm donor was Kim Seokjin." I almost spat out my water. "WHAT?!" "You heard me correctly Miss Kwon. The person's sperm fertilized your egg is Korea's most eligible and rich CEO, Kim Seokjin's..." Cover by @LatonaGraphics Cover by @jjkuniverse Fan covers by @LatonaGraphics Cover by @kyleeluvskpop #1 in btsjin 👁👄👁 #1 in kpopfanfic <----- Nah what the heck #1 in jinnie #1 in jin <---- what the front door #1 in ksj #1 in kpop <----that's not real omg #1 in bangtan <--- literally how omg thank you {1st place} in The Fake Love Awards © All rights reserved

"...You stole my heart, but I'm not expecting you to return it anytime soon." Cover by @jeonomel

In which her virtual boyfriend comes to life. - "W-who are y-you?" "Y-you don't know me?..." ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ "Sometimes I wish that you were real" She drifted off to sleep with her phone on. "Me too" ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Cover by: @Petal_Drops © Kookpotaetos • 2018

"Oh, Jeon Jungkook, you're so dead once I'm done with you." "You said something, chipmunk?" Jungkook version of my favourite drama. (Drama name: Dragon Day, You're Dead.) WARNING: THIS STORY IS ENDLESSLY CRINGE AND NEEDS EDITING SO READ AT YOUR OWN RISK !!! (I wrote it years ago...) Impresive ranks: 1. in #jungkookff 1. in #jungkook 1. in #jungkookstory 2. in #reader 1. in #jk 80. in #btsfanfic 3. in #bts

"Rule 1: Don't get bitten" "Rule 2: Don't go out on your own" "Rule 3: only shoot if necessary" "Last and most important rule do not let anyone who is bitten into the camp..." Your only young when your brought into such a world...but I wonder what happens if you break a rule.

At first he was completely against the idea of babysitting him, but little did he knew the longer you spend your time with him, the more he realised how much he needed you. "Now let me take care of you." He said, pulling you into his embrace. Start: 2018 End: ??

"Jungkook, I'm scared..." "Don't be scared, hold my hand and squeeze it tight."

❝ this is why we don't show each other our weak sides. ❞ ; completed 2017 © ysabei