Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive! ***** When douchebag lawyer Peter Katz gets diagnosed with terminal cancer, he wants to die painlessly. Still, death seems to elude his every attempt, so he hires an assassin to kill him at a random time and place within the month. Unfortunately for Peter, right after he orders the hit, a treatment is discovered that would add decades to his life. Now Peter Katz has to start running, until the month-long deadline ends. Desperate to survive, he has to deal with tall-dwarves, unionized suicide workers, art terrorism and all the insanity that being alive has to offer. Will he make it to the end of the month? Or will Peter Katz live a life's worth of craziness in however many days he has left? For what is Comedy, but Tragedy + Time? [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]

____ ✶ 𝐁𝐀𝐃 𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐀! ❝ 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘢 𝘣𝘢𝘥 𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘢, 𝘪'𝘮 𝘵𝘰𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘥. ❞ ╭──────✦──────╮ ᴛʏʟᴇʀ ᴊᴏꜱᴇᴘʜ x ꜰᴇᴍ!ᴏᴄ ╰──────✦──────╯ ʙʏ. Valentine / @𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙙𝙘𝙞𝙜𝙨𝙨 ᴄᴏᴠᴇʀ ʙʏ. Valentine / @𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙙𝙘𝙞𝙜𝙨𝙨 ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ. April, Twenty Eighth, Twenty, Twenty Five ꜱᴛᴀᴛᴜᴇꜱ. Ongoing

In which Blair Maddox gets the opportunity of a lifetime, and Tyler Joseph gets an opening act he can't stand. Falling in love was never part of the setlist. Started- 22nd May 2025 Finished- ???

FIRST BOOK IN THE TRENCH SERIES "Dema don't control us" Tyler is taunted by a demon, known as Blurryface. Josh wants to help him, but he doesn't know that Blurryface actually exists.

"Slow down, on Monday, but on Saturday, we paint the town." On a mysterious prison ship, a young mechanic falls in love with an innocent boy, who is secretly in danger by secrets that will threaten their lives.

Bella Ross has always led a normal life, until three years ago the notes began. She knew he was there, hiding in the shadows but wouldn't show his face. She couldn't date or even talk to a man without his life being in danger and so she obeyed. She belonged to him. Her stalker. (Cover creds to @katrascal go check out their books!)

"can you shut up? i'm getting a fucking migraine," "like my song?" "oh my god," #oc #tylerjoseph #tylerjosephxfem!oc #enemiestolovers #1 in #tylerjosephfanfiction 4-24-25 #1 in #tylerjoseph 5-7-25

Charlotte Robin Dun is a smart girl- really. She just makes some poor choices with even poorer judgement. Her best friends aren't exactly the best of role models either. Her parents are upset with her, her brother Josh is disappointed in her, and Tyler Joseph- the boy with a gigantic crush on Charlotte- just wants to help her out. But things don't work out so easily for her when one fateful night both makes her world crash down on her while simultaneously giving her a reality check. Given one last chance to straighten up and adopt a better attitude, Robin finds herself struggling to cope with the terrible things that are continued to be thrown her way. All she wants is for everyone to leave her alone(be there), and Tyler Joseph makes the latter his personal mission. W: PROFANITY, VIOLENCE, DRUG USE AND ALCOHOL, AND FLUFFY MOMENTS THAT JUST MIGHT KILL YOU