"𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐨𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐧𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐝." "𝐢𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐛𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡. 𝐈'𝐦 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐱." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which two massive egos brew up a storm in oklahoma.

"𝐈 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐈'𝐦 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐧𝐨𝐰." "𝐢𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭, 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬." "𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫. 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐛𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐧 𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which an ecologist from florida comes back to oklahoma to chase storms with her childhood best friend

"𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝 𝐩𝐡𝐲𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐬 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐢𝐠𝐲." "𝐨𝐡, 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐨𝐧." "𝐬𝐡𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐮𝐩. 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐥𝐚𝐰𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which an alabama mechanic comes out of storm chasing retirement because kate carter is a master at puppy dog eyes

"𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐲𝐥𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧' 𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧'." "𝐨𝐡, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐞. 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which carolina carter has to deal with a tornado outbreak, studying for finals, and two tornado wranglers falling for her, and all in one week [ oc x tyler owens x boone with a big age gap ]

"𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐞, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧' 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦." "𝐚𝐡, 𝐬𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐭𝐭'𝐬 𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮." "𝐚 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐫 - 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞, 𝐡𝐞'𝐝 𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐠𝐨 𝐮𝐩 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐝𝐨." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which tyler owens has a little sister, and scott miller can't fucking stand her [ asshole!scott miller ]

𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐚 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐬 𝐚 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦 𝐧𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐭 -------🍒👠🖍 "that zygote ain't mine, you better kick him out." "he's in my stomach, how would that even work?" "he's not paying rent, he belong to the streets."

"𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧." "𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐥𝐲, 𝐬𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which things get complicated when jessica stanley dares frankie roman to kiss emmett cullen [ pre-twilight - breaking dawn ]

"𝐢 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐧 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐨 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐟." "𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐮𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which forks high gets a new math teacher - and the cullen kids play matchmaker [ pre-twilight - breaking dawn ]

She sat watching him intently, trying to find any change in his face. It is hard to see anyone who has become like your own body to you. - Willa Cather, from "Neighbour Rosicky," Collected Stories (Vintage, 1992)