"I want to grow up" Did you say it when you were a kid? I know I did. Have you regretted growing up at some point in your life? Have you wished you could be a careless child once again? I know you have. Everyone has. The more you grow the bigger the challenges, the obstacles, the pain. Life gets serious. You get serious. You forget to smile at the morning sun shining down your face. You are too absorved by your problems to notice the beautiful world surrounding you. And when life gets hard, you wish more than anything to turn back in time and be that small child who did not know anything when he said "I want to grow up"

NOW AVAILABLE ON AMAZON IN EBOOK AND PAPERBACK ----- It's all a game. How much does the life of three hostages weigh against the life of an entire city? For ex-detective Henry Wood, hunting a diamond thief seems like the best way to get him and his partner back into the team. Back into their jobs. It's been a year since they were fired and it can't go on like this. His over-confident genius of a partner isn't so sure. As they delve deeper into the case, all is not as it seems. What starts out as an ordinary theft soon turns into a twisted game of life and death. Aidan is faced with an enemy from his past, with a mind as sharp as his. Known only as 'The Trickster', he makes Aidan doubt everything he believes in. As the stakes rise higher, and time is running out, all that remains is one question: Who will play the better trick? --- Aidan Hunter series: Book 1 - Trickster (Available on Amazon) Book 2 - Haunt Book 3 - Rising (WIP) Book 4 - Vengeful (Not started) Book 5 - Lapse (Not started) Book 6 - Ravage (Not started)

Julie has always been the shy type. Her world changes when she finds wattpad, a very popular ebook community. She becomes addicted to it and even starts posting her own stories. But are friends, fans and votes all she will get from this site? Or is it possible to find love as well?

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

These are quotes and funny sayings, no duh!!! So um.... Enjoy and lol!

{FIRST BOOK IN 'THE GIRL IN THE HOODIE' SERIES} {2014-2018} A girl moved to California two years ago. No one knows what she looks like. All they know is that she wears a hoodie. *~*~*~* "HOLY SHIT, NOAH! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU LET THE TROLLEY GO?! COME BACK! OH MY FUCKING LIFE, FIZZY DRINKS UP AHEAD--" BANG FIZZ POP "...am I dead?" I'm suddenly grabbed by the back of my hoodie and pulled up from the ground and out of the mess of the opened bottles of fizzy which had exploded when the trolley and I crashed into them. My hands instantly go to my hood and I sigh in relief to find that it hadn't fallen off through all of that. I turn my head and look the the employee who's holding me, his face completely red and the vein in his neck throbbing. "Wassup, dude?" I smile sheepishly. *~* {HIGHEST RANKINGS: #1 in Funny #1 in Sad And #1 in Cancer apparently }