(Cross-posted to Ao3!) Arbitrary one shot book! Watch out for not-so-good writing in the beginning chapters! Funky brain has funky ideas lol. Feel free to request(unless the request chap. says you can't)!

In this A.U, the contestants are preschoolers and the hosts are the teachers\guardians! Sort of like a slice-of-life and questionnaire ask or dare book. The kids (and the adults) are willing to ask any question you may have for them. So asks are open!!

After many challenges and scarring experiences for his , Mephone thinks that his contestants need to meet others who have had experiences similar to theirs. After mysteriously meeting Four and X, he hears about how some have had similar experiences to his contestants and want them all want them to meet each other so they can both feel what it's like to be hosts again. After much persuasion, OJ lets Mephone and Four run the hotel for the time being while all everyone stays there. With about 90 contestants and only 2 hosts and 3 co-hosts, surely crazy things are to happen. Especially with the drama already going on and secret evils in the waiting... (There will be object shipping in this, so please don't hate my ships, I wrote this story purely for fun so please be gentle! This is also in a human AU) (Cover and Drawings all done by me! Please don't use without my consent! BFB owned by JacknJellify, Inanimate Insanity owned by AnimationEpic.)

The Inanimate Insanity cast thought that a period of time with no competition would be boring, but their time staying in Hotel OJ is anything but! With all your favorite characters, adventures that bring them between life and death, dreadful weather of all sorts, antics that'll knock the cookies out of your hand, and Apple, occasionally, will the characters survive this chaos? Or will MePhone have to put his recovery feature back in use? Find out in the appropriately named Hotel Insanity!

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I'll be making my first object shipping story! This book will most likely be filled with random ships I could think of or ships I find cute <3

A collection of standalone Inanimate Insanity short stories I've written over the years! These scraps can mostly be read in less than five minutes. Though the subject matter and approach varies considerably, they all offer a taste of different concepts - much like you can taste a variety of free samples at Costco. The Latest: "Take the Third Option" Knife and Cheesy have to take care of something for Mic. [Cheesy & Knife]

A horrible corruption has plagued the world of Inanimate Insanity, breaking it into an apocalyptic breakdown. Now their world is much, MUCH different than before.

More art, more updates, and more everything! This is AUAEIB 2!!(Weird name, I know) Like the last book, all my art, life updates, book updates, and anything I want to share with you guys will be here! All characters mentioned in this book belong to their rightful owners! Let the randomness proceed!

WARNING: The following contains harsh language and implied sexual content. May not be suitable for younger readers. Some of these just come into my mind and I decided to write them down