****DISCLAIMER this fan fiction in no way demonstrates the behavior, actions, or relations of the real Marshall Mathers apart from appearance.

To one of my best friends. It's an apology to everything bad and annoying I've put you through, too. But I just felt like writing it too. Because I wanna make you happy. [Started: May 21st 2019] [Done: May 22nd 2019]

❝say hi, this is your new babysitter❞ ❝hey, i am calum. wanna fuck?❞ started: 5-7-2015

"You don't talk much, do you?" • • • • • • • • [ WARNING: contains triggering events/actions ] inspo/rewrite larry_lashton

"Today's agenda begins with assigning new lab partners."

"you're mine now. are we clear?" "yes, sir" - calum hood au © 2017 pehtrichor

"do i seriously have to walk to the mailbox shirtless every morning just to get your attention?" {lophie} {warning; slight smut, sexual content, you get it} ©loudluke

"call me daddy," "the fuck i look like bitch?" "what? all i want is for you to-" "i aint callin' you mother fucking daddy."

Open the 5sos bible Credits to Tumblr :) [highest ranking Non-Fiction #12 / Fanfiction #18 / Random #3 ] [cover by me (-royal) so please DON'T copy it or i'll haunt you] ❌ NOT ACCEPTING TRANSLATION REQUESTS ANYMORE TY ❌

❝those lips of yours are intoxicating.❞ a rich girl teams up with a bunch of losers to defeat a killer clown. what a fun summer. [lowercase intended] [richie tozier x oc] ©m-ringwald