He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.

He just went "kaka" and ate my Dickleburgh yes

your new lord and savior

You know it is is Cannon.

An economical love that is strictly forbidden; Barack and Mitt fight to finally be together.

THIS IS MY OTP