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  • Everyone Died+My iPhone Stopped Working: An Oral History of The Robot Apocalypse
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    *****WATTYS 2015 WINNER!***** WATTPAD STAFF PICK (9/7/15) In the end, the robots win. But you already knew that. "Everyone Died + My iPhone Stopped Working" is a collection of short interviews with some of the survivors. People who have tremendous insight into the rise of Artificially Intelligent machines or, more of...

  • Everyone Un-Died + My Gardener Bit Me: The Oral History of the Zombie Apocalypse
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    "Sure, it was robots this time. But who's to say that it won't be zombies next time? And when the zombies do come, who's going to be ready for it? Me." - Marietta "I mean, like, say what you want about the robots, but at least they weren't gross!" - Lila Welcome to the long-awaited sequel to the irreverent and uproar...

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  • Clichés
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    A small book of: · Overused Dialogues, · Overused Plots, · Overused Everythings. Basically, stuff from books that I've read on Wattpad so far. (Including the lies Wattpad authors tell us) Enjoy! [picture credit goes to original photographer] (let me know if you photographed it so that I can gice you credit)

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  • The Best Of Comebacks
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    ❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

  • The Things I Hate On Wattpad
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    A random book about the hateful things in this community.

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  • Eve
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    -Featured Story -Wattys 2016 Winner Eve's a vegan zombie, and she really doesn't care what you think of it, so shush it. All she wants is to get by and find some pigeons or a fat rat - anything without a name she can eat before she starves to death in What's-Left-of-Los-Angeles, California. Because I don't care what y...

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  • clichés (BEING RE-WRITTEN)
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    The most annoying tropes used on Wattpad. They're not necessarily bad, but seriously, guys, have some creativity. ~~~ i originally wrote this when i was 12 so i'm currently rewriting it! some chapters may seem a little different to the others (writing style, humor, etc) so that's why :)

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