Dan Howell's entire family has been in Slytherin, and there's no doubt he'd supposed to end up there too. Phil Lester does't exactly know what to do when he finds himself liking boys, so he's usually just horrendously mean to them. Oh, and they happen to get cursed and can't touch! (An enemies to lovers fic!) creds to @XSillyTilly for this amazing cover <3

When abused and misused 4th grade Dan Howell meets northern newbie Phil Lester, will they befriend? And could their friendship be the only thing that keeps them from falling apart? (read introduction for more info-original story)