'Pranks and Perverts and Padfoot, oh my!' Meet Kelsey 'Kelpie' Jones: Miss Americana, Comic lover and the Hufflepuff who doesn't give a Hufflefuck. Having Lily Evans accidentally fall in love with James Potter was never a part of her plan to get revenge on Sirius Black, Heartbreak Prince of Hogwarts and the Bane of her Existence. Neither was realising her own affinity for his perfectly snoggable lips. But hey, all's fair in love and war, right? Highest Ranking: #1 in #harrypotter | March 11, 2021 Started: October 2, 2020 | Completed: January 24, 2021 Final Word Count: 100K ϟ "There was a book." "A book?" "More like a magazine, really." "Oh?" "It had dirty pictures.." "Wicked!" "..of naked witches." "No!" "Yes!" "Well, continue!" "Word around school is that Kinky Kelpie can procure these magazines if you ask. For a price of course." ϟ Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter (or the GIFs/Images used for aesthetics purposes in the book)

COMPLETE; don't read if you want fluffy, out-of-character tom. 18+ In 1926, Grindelwald is captured for the first time by Newt Scamander, making his followers go into hiding. The Petrov family, an ancient pure-blood eastern European family, is forced to flee to Romania while chased by the Ministry of Magic. While waiting for Grindlewald's return, the family has their first daughter, Varya Petrov. Soon after, her parents are killed by Grindleward's enemies. After attending Scholomance, a small magic school hidden in the depths of Transylvania's forests, for four years, she is called to Hogwarts. Dumbledore has a mission that only she will be capable to do: to stop Tom Riddle from succumbing to his darkest desire. Varya only has one wish: to redeem her parents' mistakes and find her place in the wizarding world. She will do anything to achieve it, even if it means changing the devil's fate. cover by @supremegae

It was a common misconception that pureblooded children such as the Malfoys were bred from a family that was based solely on hatred. However, that was the farthest from the truth as the eldest of the Malfoy family, Saros, had grown up in a household surrounded by the warmth and love of his parents. He grew up spoiled, holding a sense of entitlement since the time he was young because his parents told him and his little brother, Draco, that they deserved the world. His parents had given Saros no reason not to believe and trust in their word, they gave him no reason for him not to love them, which made the internal battle turn into an all-out war when it came to choosing what side was right and which one was wrong. Saros learns that good and evil is not so black and white when living in a grey world. He will do anything to protect his family, even if it means making the wrong decisions in their eyes. Normally, Angelina Johnson wouldn't even bother with the likes of Saros Malfoy, after all, she has her own life to tend to and she knows the type of person that he is. Spoiled and entitled don't interest the girl, however, there is a moment, where she is a witness to something beyond the typical Malfoy air, a time where Saros shows that he is human and maybe Angelina's got it all wrong about the boy.

❝ Why do you constantly stand up for him? ❞ ❝ Because Regulus, unless you've suffered brain damage and forgotten, Sirius is family. ❞ or in which family does not necessarily mean blood and she's willing to do anything for those she cares about

❝ I swear to God, that girl's the worst thing to happen since Grindelwald.❞ ❝ She stole your seat on the train, let it go...❞ ❝ And lay off Grindelwald, he could rock your Grindle-world if you'd let him.❞ ▬▬▬▬ Aubrey should have known Saskia Cyrus was an odd one the moment an age-old gong fell from the Ministry's ceiling and almost decapitated her upon their first meeting. And that was only the start of weird things to come when Saskia unexpectedly shows up at Platform 9 ¾, decked out in Hufflepuff uniform and ready to start the year. Fred and Aubrey had always expected Seventh year to be a bit strange but throw in a new professor with a personal vendetta, a secret organisation, not to mention the suspicious breaking of Pansy Parkinson, 'a bit strange' becomes the understatement of the century... [BOOK 2 OF THE FRUITINI SERIES]

➥COMPLETED Being the twin sister of the famous Harry Potter would make your life an adventurous journey. At least that's what you would think, wouldn't you? Being Ember Potter was everything; everything but adventurous. Growing up with Harry in Little Whinging, Surrey, Ember was the plain opposite to her brother when it came to dangerous and threatening events, and Harry was busy keeping it that way. Things dramatically changed when their 4th year at Hogwarts started and the girl living in the shadows was suddenly enlighted by the spotlights in a more than unpleasant way. GoF - DH started: O5/O1/18 status: completed O5/17/19 highest ranking: #1 - harrypotter // O9/22/19 #1 - dracomalfoy // O5/2O/19 #1 - hermionegranger // O8/13/19

❝You are the most aggravating person that I've ever met in my entire life!❞ ❝Bloody hell! How many times are you gonna say that?❞ In which she aligns herself with the people she despises in order to stay true to herself. female oc x ron weasley ootp-hbp cover by @reaperes

[COMPLETED] Having just grotesquely lost her mother to a fate of torn flesh and dangling intestines, seventh-year Hogwarts alumni Aspen Lee was left shattered and broken: a Pandora's Box for morbidity, rather than customary teenage spitfire. Her life grew stagnant and her stability was perpetually distorted. Her relationships tainted with sickness and death, remnants of what her mother obstinately left behind. She avoided doltish behavior and lived perpendicular to the 1970s era of frivolous disobedience and instability. Her attempts to stay separate only appeared to attract the most perculiar of sorts. Her life's next drastic turn of events occured in the aftermath of an idiotic stunt perpetuated by the notorious Marauders. Sirius Black, in particular, was a boy on the run. On that run, he ran directly into a particular girl with colorful wristbands and a tear-stained porcelain face. Ergo, both teens divulged into a whole new world of chaos and picturesque exploits that would leave them forever yearning for a shared place in this new complex relationship with life. [Best Ranking: No. 2 in #Siriusblack] [Sirius Black Fan Fiction - Marauders Era] [© Dylanoaddicted]

❝I think-I think I'm in love. I know it sounds crazy, but I really think she's the one.❞ ••••• Naomi Serdeys is peculiar, that was for sure. Despite being friendly, Naomi always has her head in the clouds. For that, people tend to stay away from the pretty blonde. With no family and a terminal illness, poor Naomi believes she's reached the end. Even though she's quite kind to others, she feels that life just doesn't want to return the favour. Though, there is something about the lollipop-obsessed girl that seems to draw in four special boys. Four marauders. ••••• Marauders era Sirius Black love story Sirius x OC

"Do you not have the stomach for this, Miss Lippincott?"