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One Word (Royed)

Modern AU Believing his relationship could affect his career, Roy Mustang breaks up with Edward who is heartbroken by the news, but only says a single 'Whatever' despite the hurt in his eyes leaving Roy's life for good. Many years later, the raven haired male has come to regret that decision unable to keep a rela...

John Cena X Bill Nye

Just.. just read whatever the hell this is.

Fullmetal Alchemist CRACK!

The time has come to make fun of this anime.

The Transmutation Triangle (Discontinued)

On their journey to find a Philosopher's Stone Edward and Alphonse Elric have a battle with Envy and Ed gets taken hostage. Leaving Al no choice but to go back to central command for Roy Mustang's help. DISCLAIMER: I do not own these characters, nor do I claim to. I hope you guys enjoy the book!

Fullmetal Crackfics

This is a collection of crackfics for the Fullmetal Alchemist universe. Side effects: face-palming, thinking 'this is stupid', and ironic laughter at Edward Elric's Napoleonic denial of his height problem. Also, I don't own that screenshot. Wish I did. Warning: mild language ( I WROTE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE TWELVE...

Fullmetal Alchemist Short Stories (One-Shots)

(Get it. SHORT stories) A bunch of short stories of fma, including romance oneshots, holidays and just plain random. Enjoy! (May contain spoilers to both the original series and Brotherhood)

Fullmetal Alchemist: Lost and Bound

The State Alchemist Edward Elric is abducted by a group of chimeras who want to know how to create the Philosopher's Stone. Will anyone be able find him before they reach their destination? Yes, this is an 'Ed kidnapped' fic that popped into my head. Ultimately, this will be the first story posted on my own profile. H...

To Survive a War (FMA Fanfiction)

Edward is sent to war. He lives through it, but is plagued by the memories. Sometimes he wonders if he should have just died. Sometimes he wonders if he should just off himself.

Songs For The Soulless (A FullMetal Alchemist AU Fan Fiction)

Before Trisha died, Edward had another interest besides alchemy. Guitar. With a strum of his fingers, he could bring forth a beautiful sound from the secondhand instrument he held. After she died, however, the guitar was never taken from its case and was eventually burnt along with the house. Now, years later, Alphons...

Fullmetal Alchemist Memes

Exactly what the title says! Just some random memes I found on Pinterest and thought I would make a book out of them. Enjoy!

They can't replace my real family (FullMetal Alchemist fanfic)

Ed's in Canada and adopted by a family. Ending up with 2 more young siblings. As One of them, Jamie, finds out about Ed and his past, and after an accident, they both help each other the way they can..

Not A Monster To Me

An Edward x Envy story. Envy hated humans and, of course, he was enemies with the Fullmetal Alchemist. However, ever since Edward had stopped him from killing himself after the Mustang incident, he couldn't get Edward out of his mind. Something Envy just couldn't understand.

What about me?(Edvy fanfiction)

Envy feels more and more emotion towards Edward. All he wants is to hate him but he can't. For some reason he just can't. Confused about these new human emotions, he tries all he can to deny him. What will Edward do when he realizes he feels the same way?

Strange Boy (Edvy + Eventual Royed)

This was my first Edvy (EdwardxEnvy) idea, so I have no idea where I'm going with this.

Lying To Protect You (RoyEd)

Lately in Central Command, no one has been safe. An alchemist has been running around, targeting other State Alchemist's. Edward Elric, is next on his list. And Roy Mustang knows. He's just to worried for the boy to tell him. So, he covers up the reasons for his actions with lies. But those lies didn't do a good job o...

Secret Love

A Roy x Ed fanfiction Warning: Sexual Abuse, Physical Abuse and other gory stuff will appear in this story

Burned (a Roy x Ed fanfiction)

The Trust In One

"Colonel, you need to protect him! At least tell him what's happening! It's not right to have stalkers watching someone you know and you know that it's happening!" The blonde lieutenant said. "No Hawkeye. I can't. He'll stress too much about it. He'll only concentrate on how to beat them." The Flame Alchemist argued b...

Fullmetal......Neko? Bxb/Royed

A Flamed Eternity

Roy Mustang loves Edward Elric...always has, always will. But when Al turns up at Roy's door holding an injured and weak Ed. Mustangs feelings are rocketed upwards, causing him to loose sight of how much danger Ed is in.... (Royxed fanfic)