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"Its an emergency." "Is your hair stuck in your onsie again?" "...yes." [Dialogue story]

Condiments

In which a Subway worker teaches her customer the real reason why people use condiments

Taxi Service

"In which a young Earnest Watts drives strangers around New York, only to find that a beautiful Madelyn Moore becomes less of one." Earnest Watts has decided that there are only ten types of people in the world - that is, until the day he meets the exception. After dropping out of his sophomore year of college, Earnes...

Cactus Christmas

Monroe talks an awful lot for someone who was born without vocal chords and has only one friend who knows sign language. Her neighbor, Remington throws Christmas parties an awful lot for someone who doesn't know the first thing about decorating. They both know that the holidays can be prickly sometimes, but with with...