Tumblr Posts

Funny, sad, weird... it's Tumblr! A collection of Tumblr posts that are anything but normal. Top rating - #43 in random (12/09/17)

Nerdy Joke Book and Logic Puzzles

If you are smart like me, you'll get these jokes! Most of them are quirky and corny, but that's what makes them awesome! By the way, I found most of these on the Internet, so don't sue me if you made one of these up or heard it somewhere else. :) Some jokes in here are for science nerds, or mathletes, or grammar nazis...

Pick Up lines

Some pick up lines that'll make you laugh :) Disclaimer: I did not make all of these. Highest Rank: |#14 in jokes 03.08.18| |#86 in humor 27.05.17|

Pick Up Lines | √

[ Completed ] Funny, cute pick up lines. Laugh,Cry , enjoy ! Pick Up Lines. Copyright © November 2015 . All rights reserved.

100 Pick Up Lines (Book 1)

Exactly what the title says . . . Book 2 is OUT NOW, completed, with 100 MORE pick up lines for you to enjoy! Book 3 is OUT NOW, with 30 HALLOWEEN pick up lines!!

Cheesy pick up lines

And all that good stuff [Dirty ones included!]

That's So Relatable!

Memes, teen posts, realatable quotes and more! I'm putting all the ones that I think are funny. I hope you enjoy!

How To Be Charming ✓

❝Are your hands feeling heavy? Cause I can hold them for you.❞ ❝Is your head feeling heavy? Cause I can chop it off for you.❞ The story of a boy who tries to win a girl's heart with cheesy pick up lines and a girl who honestly couldn't care less, told through a series o...

Letter To My Unrequited Love ✓

In which a girl says goodbye to her unrequited love. © 2018 stardustingstudio, all rights reserved

How To Be Hilarious ✓

❝What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?❞ Just a couple more conversations for shits and giggles between four idiotic beings on how to be sarcastic and other necessities. [Book 3 in the "How To" series] WARNING: CONTAINS A LOT OF SWEARS AND TALKS ABOUT MATURE CONTENT.

Valentine's Day : CUPID'S MATCH BOOK 2

*CUPID'S MATCH BOOK 2* FIRST DRAFT Lila receives an ominous Valentine's Day card. Cupid & Cal are keeping a dark secret. Fate is being interfered with. And a sadistic, and extremely powerful banished cupid is intent on stealing Lila's heart. Literally. In the eagerly anticipated BOOK 2 OF THE CUPID'S MATCH SERIES - Ar...

Psyche's Heart : CUPID'S MATCH BOOK 3

*CUPID'S MATCH BOOK 3* FIRST DRAFT For the third time, follow Lila into a world of cupids, arrows, betrayal, and love, in the Watty award winning series with over 50 million reads online. CUPID'S MATCH is published and in stores now! --- Come chat with me! (links in my bio) Twitter: @LEPalphreyman Instagram : @Lauren...

Call Me Cupid » l.t.

[valentine's special: ✔] Rose Hart. It's an unfortunate name because it had everything to do with this dreadful day, because the first few things that pop into your mind when someone says "Valentine's Day" is hearts and roses - yeah, love, chocolates and giant teddy bears too but let me complain. I think it's all too...

Cupid's Match : CUPID'S MATCH BOOK 1

[IN BOOKSTORES AND KINDLE UNLIMITED NOW!] What if you were matched with the original love god? --- When Lila goes to the Cupids Matchmaking Service it is to tell them to stop spamming her. Instead she finds out that cupids are real, she has been matched with a dangerous love god, and that he is coming to find her. So...

A Thousand Words | ✓

Reece Bremer goes through life with a scowl and cold personality. Jessica Andrews goes through life with a glowing smile and positive outlook. Reece looks at life with dull, judgmental eyes that make him hate the world and the people living in it. Jessica, well... She looks at life through a camera. Literally. They...

The Hoodie Girl

Wren Martin is socially awkward. She blocks off herself to the world, hiding behind her favorite hoodie. All she wants to do is keep a low profile, and graduate well enough to qualify for a college scholarship. But then a babysitting job leads her to cross paths with Asher Reed, Eastview Highʼs notorious athlete. Whe...

Accidentally on Purpose

Hannah Taylors finally gives in to her desperation and does one of the stupidest things a girl can do to grab her unapproachable long-time crush Jonah Gibbs' attention: spill soda on his white shirt and leave a motherfrigging red blotch on it. Accidentally... on purpose.

Hardly A Hero [REWRITTEN ON NEW ACCOUNT]

NOW REWRITTEN ON MY NEW ACCOUNT - aprilismissingagain Rose O'Connolly hasn't lead an ordinary life. By day, she roams the halls of her school alongside her best friend, Jazmine. By night, however, she uses her powers to commit petty crimes and occasionally do some good when it benefits her. Yes, she's what some people...

When Lightning Strikes

In a city full of villains, would you dare to be the hero? In Lincoln Grove, there hasn't been a hero in 12 years. Villains run rampant through the streets. The biggest question on everyone's mind is where is Titania, the heroic super that took down Steel Hawk years ago? Della waits for someone else to step up to the...

The Girl He Left Behind ✔

Stacey Williams had always loved Axel Teller. But he had paid her no mind. She wanted more than the meaningless flings they had. She wanted her love to be returned. She wanted to be loved back. She did everything to get his attention. She had one-night stands with countless boys - throwing away...

Expiration Date (Books 1 and 2)

Now a digital pilot for SYFY The Society knows when we're going to die. They imprint it on our arms at birth. I was supposed to die yesterday. I'm the girl who's Expired. Winner of the 2020 Readers Choice Awards Cover by @Forcade

In 27 Days (Watty Award Winner 2012)

Hadley Jamison doesn't know what to think when she hears that her classmate, Archer Morales, committed suicide. She didn't exactly know him, but that doesn't stop her from feeling like there was something she could have done to help him. So to Hadley's surprise, on the very night of Archer's funeral, she has a r...

Royal Blood (Book I)

[WINNER OF BEST HISTORICAL FICTION STORY IN THE FICTION AWARDS] There is a story that has been whispered into ear after ear across many countries. It's a sad but hopeful story, the story of The Lost Princess of Scotland. You should know that the story I am about to tell you is true. The horrific events within said sto...

Hold Me

John Laurens and Alexander Hamilton become roommates while attending university. Everything is going well for the two until Thomas Jefferson sticks his cane in their business. -- John did his best to shake the rain off before he got to his dorm. Just before he reached his room the power turned off. Great. He found t...

Home (Lams Modern AU)

Alexander Hamilton has recently been accepted into King's College, and he's scared. He's never had friends growing up, and has too much to say at once. But will his overly energetic room mate change his views of the future ahead of him?