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  • 𝐆𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐆𝐚𝐳𝐞
    4 1 1

    {Snippet} "𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐬 𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐳𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞." 𝐈 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐚 𝐛𝐢𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐰𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭. "𝐈 𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞." 𝐈 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐦 �...

  • Thomas the Tank x READER (LEMON) 🍋🍋
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    thomas really loves his nonexistent -100 year old fans with Kidz Bop Typical Karen mommies This is obviously gonna flop but eh idc

  • Eggs
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    Eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs

  • Meet John waffle
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    Title says it all

  • Mr.Clean x Reader
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    Ever since Leiko saw the Mr.Clean commercial he fell deeply in love. He always dreamed of him. But one day he met him. It was a dream come true! Even so, he didn't have that clean attitude he gives in the commercial, instead he was a sour fuck. Leiko goes on a journey with Mr.Clean. North Korea to China. China to whe...

  • ok so this just turned into a bunch of randomness
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    staring squidward tennis-balls and spongeboob .....I honestly hate myself...... this story is for..........JESUS!!!

  • Eat it
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    "I put my dick in a bag of Doritos"

  • 𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙀 • mattia polibio
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    Read the story bitch 😌❤️