❝ that's pretty kinky dude, and this is NOT the face of consent. ❞ ıŋ ῳɧıƈɧ a person who has nothing better to do, 'tries' to explain the meaning of life while simultaneously sniggering when people believe them. --- Y'all this is basically a crack book.

❝I'M AN ALIEN, I'M A LEGAL ALIEN. I'M AN ENGLISHMAN IN NEW YORK.❞ -- In which a boy with serious daddy issues finds out he's an alien. Well... to tell you the truth, he's a demigod. But he won't admit it.

❝Why me?❞ ❝You had everything I didn't. Until I learned that the one thing I had, was the very thing that you were ashamed of.❞ -- When Dawn Pertis suffered a traumatic experience, she didn't say a word, and no one knew until it was too late. Asher Pertis must now choose exactly he wants in life, when the perfect facade he's kept up is about to be exposed. He has exactly four weeks to resolve his past mistakes, and when his time's up? His reputation goes down the drain. (SERIES DISCONTINUED!!) Part of the Theory series; -The Theory of Happiness, Asher Pertis' story -The Theory of Despair, Ashley King's story -The Theory of Retribution, Dawn Pertis' story

❝HE WAS NOT MEANT TO LOVE, NOT WHEN HE WAS DESTINED TO KILL.❞ -- Sar was different. The others didn't have powers like him. He was special, that's what they told him. There was no one else like him. But when all the pieces he'd picked up, suddenly clicked together, Sar was quick to question everything he had ever known. He raised an all-important question, one that defied the only fact he had ever known; one that forced him to realize the entire reality of his situation. He was unique, they said. Or was he?

❝HIS SHADOW IS COMING, FOR NEVERLAND WILLS IT.❞ -- John lives in a world where nothing is impossible. But that all changes when the 'possible' becomes the new impossible. Words are twisted, and lives lost as the Lost Boys are suddenly able to age, setting off a chain reaction that, while unavoidable, could have been prolonged if not for one person. Wendy, beloved sister of John, lover of Peter Pan, and 'Mother' of Neverland.

DISCONTINUED AND CRINGY!! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!

❝A FATAL FLAW LEADING TO THE DOWNFALL OF A HERO OR HEROINE.❞ -- In a time when Voldemort's defeat is being celebrated worldwide, a new threat arrives- one named Percy Jackson. Percy Jackson worked hard for what was right- whether it was cleaning out the pegasus stables, or fighting for visiting hours to meet Bessie. But then, 'what's right' decides he needs to move across time and space, to a magical world of dragons and spells. Just great. After going through the troubles of war, you'd expect Draco Malfoy to be able to handle himself. But all it takes is a glance from a certain bushy haired girl for him to despair. He feels an insurmountable guilt for all that he's done, and her apparent attraction to him does nothing but make it worse. So when a boy with no idea of the horrors Draco has seen arrives, what does he do? He takes a chance. Harry Potter never thought he would regret skiving school- not in a million years. So when a tanned version of himself shows up eliciting this strange feeling, he's surprised. 'Percy Jackson' is a pain in the buttocks, plain and simple. Between auror assignments and Ron's complaining on Hermione moving on, he does his best to keep an eye on the next big wizarding threat and is ready to stop him. Whatever it takes. Boys aren't necessarily Hermione's priority at the moment. Of course, she'll take an occasional appreciative glance, but that's it. Yes, now and then she'll ponder the possibility of going out with a certain blonde, but she's decided to keep to herself. Until yet another attractive boy shows up, ready to sweep her off of her feet -in her dreams- making Hermione decide she hates hormones. She'd much rather read. This is a hp/pjo crossover. I am NOT Rick Riordan OR J.K. Rowling. All I own is the plot- not characters [irrelevant background characters]. Follow, Vote & Comment! Thanks for the views!

This will never be updated again, so don't expect anything. --- Is mostly ships from Percy Jackson and Harry Potter. Maybe some crossovers with ships in them. Hope you enjoy! I do not own Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, or anything else I reference here.