"The innocence of a boy that stayed in a man". A cowardly man runs away from his past by joining the army. In the meantime, he befriends a peculiar man. Will he be able to figure out his friend's sanity before he loses his?

Is the clown the fool of the story, or are you? After all, the clown knows it's an act, but the audience is so lost in it that they tend to forget. Alfred had lived a long life. He'd learned a lot in it. That England was easy to gaslight if you knew what you were doing. France would back away from any show of force. Germany could ignore a bumbling idiot even as the evidence piled up just because he wasn't very good with people. Poland saw everything and read people like a book. Prussia would keep his mouth shut if you gave him enough liquor or made him obedient. Russia would turn a blind eye if you turned one to him. China never trusted anyone even if there was evidence of the contrary. His mother's revenge would play out, and it would make him the happiest man in the world. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hetalia:Axis Powers. No ships in this book! If there is it's in the past! Mostly sibling bonding. America can shapeshift and is non-binary (he/him female titles).

THE DISCOVERY A fundamentally lonesome person, Russia believed he could survive the Academy all on his own but his assumptions were quickly torn down as the Awakening sessions began. With the discoveries of latent gifts and the arrival of a certain someone, Russia is forced to accept his new circumstances and forge the most unlikely of bonds. EARTHBOUND As the Ranking Tournament looms over their shoulders, a sinister plot slowly unfurls, hoping to plunge their fragile but peaceful world into a new age. When the Gateway is sabotaged, the doubtful duo makes their way to the human realm to hone their Awakenings, only to find themselves entangled in something far more treacherous. Buried secrets slowly reveal themselves in the worst ways possible as Russia and America come face to face with their greatest challenge yet. THE RANKING With a crisis averted and new clues surfacing, all seems to be going smoothly, right on time for the arrival of the most important event of a countryhuman's life, the quadrennial Ranking Tournament. As the entire continent gathers together to watch the games, new friends and foes alike are introduced, each more powerful than the last. Resounding clashes of hopes and dreams are nothing but abundant but even these brilliant sparks cannot hide the unspoken secrets any longer. The games grind to a halt at the declaration of war, a promise to recreate the world. ??? to be continued? FIRST WATTPAD EVER! Please excuse any grammar or spelling errors. !CONTAINS VULGAR LANGUAGE! !STEREOTYPES! (?) !HISTORICALLY INACCURATE! !NOT MEANT TO OFFEND ANYONE! (None of these countries are made to reflect the real life country) !Please keep these warnings in mind while reading, should you proceed! (No explicit stuff. I don't wanna go there.) All images are mine. Music is not mine. Credit to their creators. #1 rusame 2021/2/15 #1 countryhumans 2021/2/25 #2 ship 2024/1/31 1 MILLION READS!!! 2024/1/29

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He saw this coming and sent Molossia to delivered a message to the other nations. A final goodbye. One last time.

America is a well known, cool, flirtatious, piece of shit. His cocky demeanor makes it seem like he cares about himself above all, but he actually won't hesitate to aid the ones he cares about. Russia is the silent scary motherfucker that everyone avoids. Yet, he can be an overprotective friend/sibling. Get past his walls, and he can be the best friend you could ever have. It was an accident, how everything started. Now, it doesn't seem like a bad idea. ***Eventual Rusame Smut*** There's other ships included, but it's mostly Rusame. Also, I used Google translate like the trash I am. Sorry for the cringe. YES, THIS IS THE SAME STORY THAT JUST DISAPPEARED. WATTPAD DELETED IT AND NOW ITS BACK!

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(Currently being rewritten) A continent filled with nothing but love and a country without love for himself meet. Trigger Warnings: -Self-harm -Self-esteem issues -Strong language use -Suicidal actions/thoughts A/N: Cover art is not mine! Inspiration from uselessartist22