"Seven half-bloods shall answer the call To storm or fire the world must fall An oath to keep with a final breath And foes bear arms to the doors of death" These words may seem insignificant to a mortal, but to these half-bloods it means the world. Literally. A group of the seven most powerful demigods of their age must join forces to fight against Gaea's army and stop her from rising on the Feast of Spes. Can they do it? What will happen when the daughter of Athena cannot think of a plan? What will happen when the son of Poseidon fears his own domain? What will happen when the son of Hephaestus is unable to fix what he has broken? What will happen when the daughter of Pluto is at death's door yet again? What will happen when the great son of Mars burns up? What will happen when the mighty son of Jupiter falls? What will happen when the daughter of Aphrodite is no longer in control? [{I DONT OWN ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS!! Rick Riordan does. Enjoy!! }

The children of one of the most powerful demi-gods of the era, are now the age. Join these demi-gods as they face the world we know now. Nico and Reyna's daughter, Leo and Calypso's daughter, Percy and Annabeth's son, and Jason and Piper's son. 4 are ready for their first quest. But this time, together from the start. All rights go to Rick Riordan, except for the characters, places, and adventures by @justjjelly AKA me, and the cover does not belong to me, but it's owner. Thnx~ Jelly

Apparently, swearing and cursing about our problems aren't very lady like? Infinityplusbeyond 2013

Tessandra Ty’shae is an 18 year old college student with a ghetto life, horrible grades, and a swaggy boyfriend. She never had things planned, until she met a boy just like her, but more ghetto named Harryliantwan. He always sags his pants, and he makes her life more ghetto. All rights to Anna Todd, for writing the original version, Sorry if this offends you guys in any way, Im not trying to.

In a world where fan fiction dominates all. One girl meets five boys in very stereotypical way. What first? Carrots or spoons? Mirrors or food? Find out in That Typical 1D Fanfic.

Read through these teenager posts that will make you laugh and think : that is so true! Enjoy! :)

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF ALLISON REED: THE MUSICAL - release date, SEPT 2013. STARRING: Allison Reed, Lydia Huntington II, and the renowned Toby Martin. LOGLINE: A bitter, intelligent teenage girl (Reed) is paired with a musical aficionado (Martin) to complete an English assignment on musicals. With the help of her striking best friend (Huntington), she comes to terms with the fact that, in spite of his exasperating episodes of musical-induced mania, the aforementioned musical aficionado may be a lot more okay than originally presumed. Coming soon to a theatre near you.

This is the best dictionary ever. Enjoy.

{{{FANFICTION}}}- Sequel to Rick Riordan's House of Hades: Percy and Annabeth are out of Tartarus and all of them made it out of the House of Hades. But the seven have many more challenges ahead of them, especially now that they're without Coach Hedge and Nico Di Angelo, both of whom have gone on a quest with Reyna to bring peace to the raging Greeks and Romans. So, each demigod of seven with a destiny of their own, will fight to restore order against the forces of Gaia. But who will fall? Olympus... or Gaia? Gaia...or Olympus? It all depends on the blood of two demigods-a girl and a boy. (By EvilEspressoDrinks) [AMAZING COVER BY @insomnolence ] NOW COMPLETED xD

Book 2 of crazy shitz I find funny! Whatcha waiting for? Go read!