Some idiot gave the Mario gang phones. Not a good idea. But let's make the most of it and give you all the fails!

It was just an average day, Pit always had to protect Lady Palutena with all costs. If he failed at doing so, the Goddess would probably go missing. But do you know what's better than one servant? Two servants! Lady Palutena hires another servant to watch over and protect her. But one day, all three of them get a surprise invitation to join the new game, Super Smash Bros. 4! You all became great fighters and made friends with everybody. But as you start hanging out with Pit more and more, he starts getting this strange feeling inside him. He doesn't know what it is until he finally figured it out... Book: ©HaloSmashesU All characters: ©Nintendo Pictures: Belong to their rightful owners. First Published: January 5, 2015 Completed: January 24, 2016

Have you ever wondered what your dog is thinking? Zelda is a curly-tailed, wrinkly, stubborn pug. But, she isn't an ordinary pug content to eat and sleep her days away. Zelda is always searching for a new adventure, mystery to solve, or squirrel to catch, and her unexpected reactions cause readers to smile and laugh. The thirteen short stories in this book connect and build into a story arc creating an exciting chapter book for young readers, providing a glimpse into the mind of a curious canine. But no matter your age, pug fanatics and dog lovers will enjoy the adventures of this enchanting pug who grabs life like a bone and won't let go. The Adventures of Zelda series is available for purchase in ebook and paperback formats. Learn more here - http://kristenotte.com/books/the-adventures-of-zelda-series/

I have posted some (but not all) chapters of this second Zelda book. The full book is available for sale in ebook and paperback forms at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Kobo, iBooks, and Google Play store.

I have posted the first half of this book. The full version can be purchased in ebook or paperback formats on Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Apple iBooks, etc. The adventures continue with double the sneezes, wrinkles, and slobber… I am not an ordinary pug. I have the wrinkles, smashed face, and curly tail of a pug, but the similarities stop there. Instead of sleeping or eating my days away, I prefer to gather acorns for my squirrel friend Squeaks, solve the mystery of the leaf pile, or hide bones throughout the house. Now I have a sister. Her name is Peach, and we tell our first adventures in this book. Meeting a giant mutant rabbit, hatching a plan to catch a pesky squirrel, and surviving a crab attack are some of our new adventures and antics. Kids and adults alike smile and laugh as they read about our adventures, and rumor has it that families are more likely to adopt a pug after reading any of my books. The world will be a better place with more wrinkles and curly tails in it! For more information on Zelda pug and her books, visit http://kristenotte.com/books/the-adventures-of-zelda-series/