samenaclaywood
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I always thought I'd be the first to do everything in my little circle of friends.
Get a boyfriend.
Get a tattoo
Get laid.
But here I am almost 21, and only done 2 out of the three. And it's not the getting laid. I mean don't get me wrong, there's nothing wrong about being a Virgin. It's just well. . . I don't know. I know I sound crazy but it's the thing you only understand if you understand. But that's what brings me to the predicament right now. Curiosity killed the cat my ass, they should say it gets you pregnant.
Now I bet your confused, well I explain.
We were in the night club, Six Spades, the opening to exact invited by Jackie's boyfriend. I was dragged, practically. Thankfully summer had arrived. Jackie, Jackie's boyfriend, Vanessa, Jessica and I of course were just having fun, that was until the jokes started.
The Virgin Mary jokes.
Oh but that night they had made a mistake, they didn't tease scholar and almost top of her class Holly, they had teased, drunken, horny and further more Rebellious Holly.
Fuck it.
And I knew exactly who was going to do the deed, the hot man in VIP section with a man bun. He has been eyeing me apparently and well, man buns were like stupidly attractive. Sober me would have never but drunken me had her mind set. And well do I need to explain what happened.
I got laid.
And for some odd reason I didn't feel guilty about it. Heh, that was until I was sitting on the toilet looking at the two pink lines. But not only was I pregnant but I had nothing on the man I spent the night with. The only thing I had on him was a name, Damiano. And even with that I had no leads.
Wait there's more.
Turns out my supposed baby daddy had a brother who so happened to be dating a certain bestfriend of mine. And they're sorta in the Mafia. Yes your reading this correctly, the Mafia. And by sorta I mean he was the Godfather, the Don, the Capo! Just slap reality edition on it and you have a show.