'One psycho plus another psycho equals a perfectly normal human being.' But we all know Klaus Hargreeves and Jane Kennedy were more than just your typical psychotic people. And with romances like this, it's nothing other than a deathwish.

"STOP FUCKING UP MY SHIT, 'CAUSE I KNOW I CAN FUCK IT UP FASTER." ➳ in which a semi-recovering addict finds solitude in an old friend. | male oc x klaus hargreeves | the umbrella academy, series one | stand-alone

❝you're called the seance and you've never held a proper seance! Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your cow!❞ ❝I have a cow?❞ ━━━━━━━━━ In which, Klaus and Alex fall in love, cause chaos, and steal. The seance and the invisible boy. ━━━━━━━━━ Season 1- completed Season 2- completed ━━━━━━━━━ Highest ranks: #1 in 'The Umbrella Academy' #1 in 'Umbrella Academy' #1 in 'Klaus Hargreeves' #1 in 'Allison Hargreeves' #1 in 'Ben Hargreeves' #1 in 'Vanya Hargreeves' #1 in 'Diego Hargreeves' #1 in 'Number Five' #1 in 'Ghost' #1 in 'gay' #1 in 'lgbtpride' #1 in 'Hargreeves' #3 in 'Luther Hargreeves' #3 in 'Apocalypse #7 in 'Netflix' #12 in 'Five' Cover by the incredible @silver_min © coolwhenurbatman | 2019 | the umbrella academy | boyxboy

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Wandering Middle Earth is a half elf, half dwarf being, who hides their face behind a cloak of white. No one knows their true identity, but many know of the tales about them. They call this being the White Rider. The White Rider is said to be the best swordsman and archer in all of Middle Earth. The White Rider saves all from anything, risking their own life. Their true name is unknown, as is their face. Except by one, Gandalf the Grey. Will their identity stay hidden when The White Rider joins the company to reclaim Erebor? Will one King Under the Mountain find an unexpected love on this adventure? DONE EDITING (❗️THIS STORY IS OVER FIVE YEARS OLD PLEASE GO EASY ON ME) HIGHEST RANKING: #2 in HOBBIT

Pandora is one of the last of a legendary race. Her kind lived hidden in the mountains for generations, but it did not last. An evil discovers them, killing all but a scattered few. She and a small band of others set out in hopes to find a safe haven with old allies of their kind, but things are very different now than they were in the tales of old.

Storm Of Arrows ➝ Lord of the Rings [Legolas] ✓ 2014 Hunting Spiders in the forest of Mirkwood, Legolas, Prince of the Woodland Realm, comes across a injured young woman. Upon taking her back to his palace, he discovered she is more than what she seems. Branded a murderer, she is thrown mercilessly into the Palace prison and sentenced to death by King Thranduil. But is it all really what it looks like? Did she kill out of hatred? Or out of self-defence? Or perhaps it was the result of another force. There is definitely more to the beautiful stranger than meets the eye, and Legolas is determined to discover the truth. ~ Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of Tolkien and possibly Peter Jackson. The main character (Taryn) and the story plot are my property, along with other names and locations. No copyright infringement is intended.

In the Home of Elrond of Rivendell, there is a warrior known for her skill and grace in combat and by the rare color of her eyes. Mantheniel, who had also been called "flame of the dragon" had spent her life training to become a warrior to protect the people she loved. Haunted by the past -despite her name and reputation, she had a fear of fire; for her city had burned to ash when she was a child. The fire took the lives of all those she loved. She had been found by Lord Ellithoir, the captain of the Kings guard of Rivendell. With Lord Elrond's help, she had found a new home in Rivendell working under the watchful eyes of Elrond and trained with Ellithior. Almost two centuries have passed, before she was named second in command by Lord Elrond himself. By then, everyone knew of the flaming haired Elleth who survived dragon fire. Disclaimer: All recognizable characters from the book and the movie are properties of J.R.R. Tolkien and Peter Jackson. No copyright infringement intended.

Bonzo reunites with a childhood friend who goes on tour with the band. She comes for the music, will she stay for the people? ROBERT PLANT LOVE STORY

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