• "It's fine," I look down and try not to let the heat rush to my cheeks. I look up and he's staring at me very closely. "Oh jelly beans," I whisper. "What?" He chuckles. Right then my cheeks start to go red. I can hear my mom giggle in the background. I shake my head. Then he leans in again to give me a hug, which I gladly give back. "Bye Jacob." I wave at him. "Good bye Julia." He waves at me while I walk away. He remembered my name. He remembered my name people! Oh my god! • Julia W. is just your average girl. And of course she has celebrity crushes. For example: Jacob Sartorius. She goes to one of his meet and greets and does something no one has attempted before. This not only brings them together, but brings many other things.

He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.

In another dimension where Donald Trump is elected president, it comes time to build a wall. The wall, the wall that will save this country. And only the best can build this glorious wall, Bob The Builder. Donald falls in love with the wall, and soon with Bob. But how will this forbidden love work out?

You were just a lonely potato minding your own business.... until you meet the man of your dreams.