WRITTEN WHEN I WAS 12 AND COMPLETELY UNEDITED b o o k o n e ♔ girls with guns and boys with roses ♔ ︻┳═一 ❀ 一═︻┳ Alexandria, a renowned criminal and feared even within her compound, has one last objective. Ouran Academy. Confident in her own ability, she is certain she'll be outta there in two months flat. The label her fellow crims had given it - "Dangerous and you will most likely be caught" - meant jack-shit. She was the most vicious and thorough killer anyone had ever met. This time, however, her gig centered around one idiotic king, one living dictionary, two mischievous devils, a martial-arts-god-turned-sugar-addict and one stoic giant - all calling themselves apart of a Host Club. For God's sake - you'd better look up your definition of dangerous. She only has five things to do before she's home free; Meet the target. Catch the target. Ransom the target. Reap the dough and - run. But when new revelations and power shifts within the S.H.A.D.O.W. Corporation have her world unraveling and a tempting new escape plan is dangled in front of her face, anything's go. Except there was just one thing she didn't incorporate in her calculations... ︻┳═一 ❀ 一═︻┳

Nerdy Dakota Evans makes the biggest mistake of her life by falling in love with her best friend, Aaron Ford. Despite coming from entirely different cliques in school, will their relationship have a chance? *** In a high school where everyone belongs to cliques, nerdy and boyish Dakota Evans' friendship with basketball jock, Aaron Ford, becomes a big issue. Aaron's highly protective of Dakota and doesn't realize that she's in love with him. With their friendship eventually going on the rocks, will Aaron finally realize his true feelings for Dakota before it's too late? [[word count: 90,000-100,000 words]]

THIS IS THE FIRST BOOK I HAVE EVER WRITTEN, SO BEWARE.. Kate's father owns the restaurant named Freddy's Pizza.... Kate is really young and loves her father to death....What she doesn't know is her father is the reason for the five missing children...Will it be to late when she finds out? Will her father (The purple man) just make her the sixth missing child? Freddy and the others hate her father and want revenge but, they grown to love little Kate. In this story, you will see that even the darkest of people have hearts. What will happen? Read to find out! :) *NOTE* Just to let you know I'm winging it! So if there are spelling errors I will *Try* to fix it! Thanks!!

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

After the fall of Prussia in 1918 the nation is finally reborn, only problem is that it's 2015, and he was found in America by a teenager..... as a baby. A american teen girl finds the baby nation and with the help of her friends she takes care of the child while trying to also graduate high school and pursue her dream career. Everything becomes extremely more difficult for her but she refuses to quit as she pushes to care for the child, Gilbert and get through college to get her future she wants. As everything just seems to fall on top of the girl she struggles to be the best guardian to him while trying to stay on track to the future she so dreamed of. However being a young mother is never easy for anyone. The path to her dreams become more blurred as years past and she must now decide between a child she's known for so long or pursue the dreams she's worked so hard for. She must decide, a child that isn't hers, or a goal that may never be hers. Which will it be?

Even if she failed at life, at least she knew the perfect peanut butter to banana ratio. --- Awesome sauce cover by @JustCallMePicklez

[BEING PUBLISHED -- sample and more info inside] One girl. One camp for delinquents. One hell of a summer. Falice Winters has always been the goody-two shoes. Her twin Arabelle . . . not so much. So what happens when their dad plans to ship Arabelle off to a camp to clean up her act? Well, naturally, Arabelle would find a way out. Her solution? Falice! It was a simple plan: Falice would pretend to be Arabelle and go to the delinquent camp while Arabelle got to have the time of her life with her boyfriend in London. Falice thought her summer was going to consist of sitting on the couch reading novels all day or hanging out with her friends. Never did it cross her mind that she would be pretending to be her sister in a camp of delinquents. But now she's stuck at a camp all summer where being rude is the new "in." And everything turns for the worse when someone figures out her secret. Will Falice survive the summer? Or will everyone learn that she's faking delinquency?

[WINNER OF BEST HISTORICAL FICTION STORY IN THE FICTION AWARDS] There is a story that has been whispered into ear after ear across many countries. It's a sad but hopeful story, the story of The Lost Princess of Scotland. You should know that the story I am about to tell you is true. The horrific events within said story are real, however I should inform you that some details have been altered and exaggerated over the passing years so believe as much as you wish... ~~~ Seventeen years after the tragic attack on the Scottish Kingdom, Rosalie is leading a simple life with her Aunt and Uncle in England. Their lives are soon turned upside down when an unwelcome visitor calls upon their cottage. Running for her life Rose stumbles upon the help of Georgiana, Princess of England. Introduced to a whole new way of life, Rose finds herself falling for Georgiana's older brother, Alexander. Lust and power are a dangerous combination and Rose soon finds herself caught in the middle of a treacherous plot. The Kingdom may not be the safest place to stay after all. [[word count: 50,000-100,000 words]]

When the VenturianTale crew finds an old computer that they accidentally break, it opens a world that they never knew existed: their own. From Gmod to Minecraft, they must traverse their own games to finally make it home. But with Jimmy Casket following in their steps, their adventure quickly becomes life or death.