You (the male reader in this case) have a very naughty dream about a certain clown. DISCLAIMER: This story contains graphic sexual things. I would not let my kids read it, and neither should you. Also, many many cuss words.

Living with a over reacted person would be awful for some, but being the motherfucken 'clown face' I am, I sort of like it, ever since I met Karkat Vantas, my crush. :O)

Merry holidays you fuckers. This is just a bunch of davejohn one shots on holidays. Some have parts. (WARNING: SEXUAL SHIT INVOLVED. DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ. Thank you (=ﾟωﾟ)ﾉ

This will be about Eridan and Sollux, and Eridan has been missing for months and Sol gets concerned. Sol ventures out to find him. There doomed but not hopples ( I do not own these charterers or home stuck itself, they belong to Andrew Hussie) well hope you enjoy! ^-^

A life born for the sea while another was for the land, yet their hearts entwined, tangled, and clung to one another.

So! Ya! First time doing this whole Fan Fic thing! Pointers, suggestions, anything is gladly appreciated~! All character rights belong to Andrew Hussie, and please read his writing; ( http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6 ) #TW: #Smut #TrollonTroll #Yaoi

[[JohnDave Gay shit with rare pairs

A story of eridan x sollux

Basically you can choose how the story goes. You can make your own decisions as the story progresses. But choose your decisions wisely. Cause the could be a chance of you being with Karkat Vantas. XD

Eridan just starting out college is moveing into a home to find he has a roommate ....damn it (May contain yaoi )