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The Cellar

For months Summer is trapped in a cellar with the man who took her - and three other girls: Rose, Poppy, and Violet. His perfect, pure flowers. His family. But flowers can't survive long cut off from the sun, and time is running out...

Ask Me

Hi i'm ChloeGraceMoretzFan and I made this book so that you can ask me questions i will try to make my answers as detailed as possible. this is not a fan fiction or story If you have a question to ask me please write them in the comments Thanks so much for reading Please Check Out My Other Stories , Thanks so much...

Runaway (On Hold)

Avery Simmons will do anything for the people that she loves, all she has is her little brother. With her father a drunk and mother dead she has pretty much raised him by herself. When Avery sees an escape from the life she hates, she takes it hoping for the best. She leaves everything she knows behind in search of a...

I Saved The Bad Boy

"Excuse me," Mr. Hottie rudely responded. "Your excuse," I patted his shoulder awkwardly, only to get my hand grabbed by him "don't touch me, Blueberry," he hissed. scrunching my face towards my odd name, I angrily responded, "Funny, but my name is not Blueberry" with a forceful yank, I was released from his hold as h...

Saving Gracie | ✓

[ Highest Rank: #1 in Teen Fiction ] !! USED TO BE 'THE PLAYER STOPPED ME FROM JUMPING' !! !! NOW PUBLISHED ON AMAZON !! __________ Grace Parkinson doesn't know what it feels like to be happy. Living in a world where people aren't nice, where people aren't like the people in the movies, it makes her think that there i...

I Think I Love My Brother's Best Friend

Meet Skye Barker. She pretty, smart, heartbroken, and Adam Barker's little sister. Meet Chace Matthews. He's cocky, gorgeous,a player, and Adam Barker's best friend. Chace has spent years making Skye's life a living hell, but when he comes back after the summer things change. Add in Skye's ex-boyfriend, best friend, a...