Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

It's basically what the title says... I write to vent, so don't expect it all to make perfect sense.

Felice Fiore Grande always had rotten luck. She never knew her biological parents, she was always stuck in the abusive or just down right creepy foster houses. And to top it off she has a strange ability to NOT die. No matter what injury is the cause of her death she always wakes up, again. Just because she can't die doesn't mean she can't feel pain, in fact every waking moment she's alive she feels nothing but pain, and as the number of times she dies increases so does the pain. So you can bet she tries to avoid getting killed at all times. One particular night, however, a group of boys 'murders' her and dumps her off in a forest. Of course she wakes up as she always does, only to have a particular psychopathic clown to stumble upon her, and take an interest in her gift, resulting in her getting stalked EVERYWHERE she goes. So her avoidance of death plan is pretty much down the drain.

this book is filled with twisted and dark poems

*Editing* - PART 1 OF 3 (Heart Shaped Blood Stains) - Kate Chambers was a sixteen year old sophomore, already moved out and on her own with her best friend Kyle, and living a completely normal life... That is until she finds a strange picture in Kyle's bedroom, of a man with a white face, a carved, fleshy smile, and silvery white eyes. From there, her IP address and curiosity unleashed her fate with a man named Jeff Woods, also known as, Jeff the Killer. He kidnaps her, keeps her for himself, and ushers her into a world of killing and insanity. As much as she wants to forget, to fight the feeling, and to return home, her past is destroyed, and she cannot fight the insane killer she has become. The reason why being: she falls in love, with Jeff the Killer. [the story's so much better than the description... please read!]

Teagan is about to turn 18, and her parents have to leave their home in Texas to go California for 3 weeks when her uncle dies suddenly. Teagan is more than thrilled, as any teenager would be to be left alone so long. But with the weather being so bad, and her unknowingly being followed by someone, could this month really be as fun as she planned? Coming home from the park one night, she finds someone sleeping in her bed. She manages to knock him out and chain him up in her living room. How long before he manages to get out, and how long until she gives in to her growing desire to know him? She's not scared of him, yet he gives her every reason to be.

*Disclaimer: Although what is included on these lists may sound fun, not all of the subjects within this book are appropriate for all, if any, conditions. This book is published for comedic purposes. Complete the actions on these lists AT YOUR OWN RISK. I am not responsible for ANYTHING that happens when you attempt the lists or any individual action within them. However, do have fun with the content and be safe! THANK YOU!*

Book 2 Six months after the defeat of Elite Helix, mysterious attacks on dragon slayers have begun to worry the wizards of Fairy Tail--Levy in particular, who is concerned with Gajeel's safety. Despite their confessions to each other, it seems that nothing at all has changed between the two of them--apart from perhaps Gajeel's distance. After confronted about his feelings for Levy, Gajeel shrugs her off, assuming she would know how he felt about her. Unfortunately, things don't turn out the way either of them had hoped. When Levy is seen with a handsome stranger, how will Gajeel handle these new feelings that arise within himself? And how will Levy react to the affectionate stranger, since she has begun to grow tired of waiting on Gajeel to return her feelings? Follow Levy and Gajeel as they discover that being in love isn't as easy as they may have thought--especially when someone is trying to kill you.

Book 1 Levy McGarden had known what her feelings for Gajeel Redfox were for a while, but she had never admitted them openly to anyone--although nothing stayed a secret from Lucy Heartfillia for very long. When Jet and Droy go out of town, leaving Levy without a team and no way to take many jobs, she ends up joining together with Gajeel and Pantherlily on their next big job. Although excited because of the positive turn of events, Levy is dumbfounded at how oblivious Gajeel is to her. Hell, he hardly even speaks to her! When things go south for the team, and Levy finds herself in more trouble than she had bargained for, Gajeel rushes to her rescue. In the process of risking his own life for that of Levy's, the iron dragon slayer realizes that this little bookworm might mean more to him that he had thought. Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN FAIRY TAIL! That credit all goes to Hiro Mashima. <3

You are saved from your life at the Trancy estate by May-Rin, your sister, and Sebastian. When you are given a chance for a job at the Phantomhive house, you accept it with great pleasure. All the while, you get close to Ciel's head butler. However, your previous master comes to get you to come back to your life of abuse and struggles. I can't believe that I have over 10,000 reads. You guys apparently love me and this story so much. Keep reading. Now, read on my fellow book lovers. :-) -Dark Destiny