Dan is different. He's learned to accept that. Well, as best he can anyway, considering he's never really had much of a choice. It's been this way for as long as he can remember, the constant runaround process of trying to feel normal. His life is built around it, trying to trick both himself and everyone he interacts with into seeing him as your average person. The isolation as he desperately tries to keep others from finding out, the bitterness that wells up inside of him each and every time he's reminded that he'll never be like everyone else, the fear that nothing will ever change. He's fated to be this way forever; a misfit from society. Isolation can only go so far though, so when he's struggling to make ends meet and he's faced with the option of looking into a serious job or taking on a roommate, he opts for what seems like the easier option at the time. It doesn't seem so easy ten failed roommates into the process, or when he sits down at a table to meet with prospect number eleven and ends up with a coffee spilled all over his lap. Potential roommate number eleven, Phil, turns out to be an insufferable optimistic ball of sunshine that Dan wants nothing to do with. His options are running out though, as are the savings he's been using to pay his rent, so he finds himself begrudgingly agreeing to let the other man move in. Neither of them have any way of knowing just what they've gotten themselves into as they shake on the matter, but time will tell.

In which Dan's an arsonist and Louise thinks he needs more friends.

Phil Lester is a tattoo artist. Dan Howell is an aspiring poet. Phil Lester has the tattoo covered arms. Dan Howell has the flower crowns. What happens when these two opposites cross paths? Do opposites really attract? Or is it just a myth? *This story mentions cancer and character death*

i was sinking, and i couldn't swim. {phan au} highest ranking - #10 in danandphil

Dan is a dancer, but it's his best kept secret. Moving to a new college results in new friends, new hobbies and a new outlook in life; but what does it really mean to be human? A series of strange and seemingly unconnected events unfold that all seem to link back to Dan's mysterious new boyfriend. etcetc phan with kickthestickz This story carries some warnings, however they're p much all spoilers except non-graphic violence and injury on one occasion, and non-described minor character death. No major character death and no self harm. Please message me if you think you'll need to know the TWs! To avoid spoilers, you can give me a list of things you don't want to read for whatever reason and I'll let you know if they're in the fic or not :)

100 Awesome Comebacks for your pleasure :-)

Mars Kensington has nowhere to go. Forced to attend weekly confessions for being lesbian, she had it with her parents and decided to leave the house. Lost and confused, she was approached by two mysterious women who offered her a once in a lifetime chance to attend Lesbian Academy.

When Lucy is fighting a monster with team Natsu, a mysterious portal opens and sucks them into a new world. The worst part is the gang is millions of miles apart in a world where Magic is not welcome. See how Lucy manages to survive Death City. I DO NOT OWN SOUL EATER OR FAIRY TAIL! I REPEAT, I DO NOT OWN SOUL EATER OR FAIRY TAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!