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𐙚 ‧₊˚ ⋅ 𝐊𝐏𝐎𝐏'𝐒 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐓 🤡 ⋅ ˚₊‧ 𐙚
𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑔𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑝 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑡. 𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑒 𝑔𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑝𝑠. 𝑎𝑏𝑠𝑜𝑙𝑢𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑦 𝑧𝑒𝑟𝑜 𝑏𝑟𝑎𝑖𝑛 𝑐𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑠.
ENHYPEN, Stray Kids, ATEEZ, &TEAM, KATSEYE, ILLIT, TXT, SEVENTEEN and CORTIS. Nine groups brought together in one supposedly innocent group chat, and somehow, it becomes the biggest social experiment in K-pop history.
What starts as introductions, selfies and harmless conversations quickly spirals into unprovoked insults, questionable usernames, 3 a.m. arguments, chaotic voice messages, unnecessary flirting, embarrassing confessions, and the occasional group-wide crash-out.
Beomgyu has beef with literally everyone. Wooyoung lives to provoke people. San has never heard of an indoor voice. Ni-ki thinks he's invincible. Martin believes being tall automatically makes him the main character. And Heeseung? He's fighting for his LIFE trying to keep these grown idols from getting the entire GC reported.
Meanwhile, the girls are watching the boys embarrass themselves in real time, Seventeen are adding seventeen different opinions to every situation, and the rest of the chat is one notification away from absolute destruction.
And just when someone finally manages to restore peace?
Someone types, "𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑤𝑎𝑦, 𝑤ℎ𝑜 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑓𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡?"
𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐑: This is a fictional, unserious K-pop GC fic. All conversations, usernames, situations and interactions are imagined for entertainment. No shade towards the idols or their groups intended.
𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ𐀔 𝑤𝑒𝑙𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑔𝑐. 𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑑𝑖𝑔𝑛𝑖𝑡𝑦 𝑎𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑑𝑜𝑜𝑟.