scarletdeve2016
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Look, before you scroll down, let's get one thing straight:
I know what you're thinking. "Oh, another KHR fanfic? Let me guess, the OC joins the Vongola, fixes everyone's trauma, and holds hands with Hibari by Chapter 5."
Close that thought immediately. That is not what is happening here.
Here is what you actually just signed up for:
Yes, there is an Eighth Flame now. Why? Because the canon lore wasn't chaotic enough, so now we have a pink Moon Flame that exists almost entirely so a sleepy 14-year-old girl can seal apocalyptic mafia threats without dropping her yellow shoulder pillow.
If you want fast romance, turn back. Glaciers move faster than this ship. It takes over a hundred chapters for Hibari and Miu to even look at each other without someone threatening a homicide or a medical invoice. Their entire love language is blunt-force trauma and unpaid hospital tabs.
Tsuna gets zero dignity. He will spend the majority of this story screaming in heart-patterned boxers, having existential meltdowns, and realizing he owes his classmate more money than the entire Italian GDP.
Her family is an absolute menace. You will have to witness a 6'4" Sicilian yakuza CEO sprint through suburban Japan in pink chick pajamas because his daughter missed her bedtime by twelve minutes, only to get folded in half by his toddler-sized Arcobaleno wife with a paper fan.
One final rule: scroll quietly. If you click too loud or tap your screen too aggressively and wake Miu up from her nap, she will break through your screen and invoice you 50,000 yen for the disruption.
You've been warned. Enjoy the disaster.