Hi, this story is about Evilfies(Wifies) and Parrotx2. I hope you enjoy :P

Lifesteal High is not your average school. Sure, there are teachers, tests, and the occasional fire drill - but also? Sword-fighting talent shows, chaotic baking disasters, sleepovers that definitely go off the rails, and way too much yelling in the hallways. At the center of the madness are Pride Duo - Planet and Spoke - who bicker like siblings but somehow always end up in the same mess (or baking team). Around them, disaster duos like Clownzy (ClownPierce & Branzy), Swagdoons (Ashswag & Reddons), and Mutiny Duo (PrinceZam & Wemmbu) argue their way through school life with questionable logic and too much energy. There's no grand plot - just friendship, chaos, field trips, flirtation, and the occasional emotional breakdown in the locker room. You know. High school things. Will they survive the school year? Probably. Will they survive each other? ...Debatable.

art on cover not mine. creds to the artist. -Parrot and Wifies are relaxing together in a world of their creation.- NOT A SHIP DO NOT PMO. oneshot.

Full of SAFE fictions about the Unstable SMP, I'll try to write every members and ABSOLUTELY no smut (aka NSFW), no boundaries breaking. And each ocs of mine won't break in lines of the actual story. Best Awards #minecraft - 19th 11/2/2026 June 29, news flash, my story got deleted dhe to a violation but I'm not informed WHICH... 💀

hai! this is my first time writing, but I'm proud of this, it's an odyssey duo angst story and it's sad but happy? probably out of character but yeah hope you enjoy ^^

Welcome to Zeniith's UU oneshots, where I write random stuff about blocks and pixels. I usually base this upon Parrot's POV of Unstable Universe (Unstable SMP). I AM A PARFIES PLATONIC SHIPPER HEHEHE, THEY ARE THE BESTEST OF FRIENDS AND YOU CAN'T CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE. YES, I CRIED DURING WIFIES'S DEATH. EDIT: WHAT THE PLOT TWIST, WIFIES, EXPLAIN PLEASE?? **cover isn't mine, got it off of Pinterest. Might make an actual one later.**

After Wifies died, Parrot often dreamed of them still side by side. Parrot could still feel Wifies' presence no matter how far he went, no matter how many new people he met. But, in his most recent dream, everything went 'off script'. When waking up he decided he'd actually do something instead of grieving like this. He'd lost everything, but now that he has nothing to lose, he'll try to regain everything he'd once lost. not a ship do not pmo bro. this is a mythical au, everything will still be somewhat related to UU smp but i'll be going for more of a renaissance magic type of route.

boundary breaker!! don't like don't readd parfies college au - enemies to lovers will upload this to ao3 when i get the account invitation

Firey Moyasu, a man who has become stuck in life, seemingly given up on himself, he stays in his lane and buries whatever he feels deep down and never allowing other people to even try to help him. But one night when he's alone after work, a book that he just so happened to pick up changes everything, challenging him and daring him to come out of his shell. A journey of love, where two souls are tethered.

The flame and the leaf who supposedly make up on the hang glider. A crash completely flips their fate, as the impact seems to change Firey's mindset. He forgets Leafy, seeing her as a threat to his own reputation as she becomes a wanted criminal, acting indifferent like she was a stranger. But was he always pretending? [Takes place after BFDI 25] //bfdi AU// may contain graphic detail plot holes/repetitive patterns may have blood/vomit headcannons not perfect writing dec 2025 edit: cover art has been updated 27,250 words long!