Totally obsessed.
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This book is dedicated to myself, so I can reminisce when I'm 38 about how freakin crap my life was. Well it's not that bad, my names Eloise, your average teenage dirtbag. My life isn't that extraordinary, well I mean not yet... wait no no that's a lie my life is amazingly extraordinary. I'm totally obsessed with boys (typical teenage shit), friends, family, girls (as in my friends, I'm not lesbian, although I've got nothing against them..) drama, booze, oh yes booze is a defiant, and well of course smokin cigars to fix my broken hearts.