Vox makes a new friend at the bar- Only to be escorted back to his apartment, stuck there during a snow storm, and asked to mate!? Cheesy ass Radiostatic story WARNING!! Contains: Swearing and inappropriate, violent, and/or sexual language, smut and sex, possible violence. You've been warned. Coverart not mine, credits to the artist.

"Y'know...I think I have the solution to all of your problems. And I mean all of them." For the short moment, there was an eerie silence. It seemed the whole world had stopped, before Val spoke once more. "Leash him." ---- Valentino convinces Vox that the best way to satiate his constant craving for power over the radio demon is to own his soul. How will Vox react when he find's out that Alastor's soul isn't up for grabs? ---- This was originally posted on AO3 by d3viantly (me), and I'm posting it on here for those who use Wattpad. This story does NOT depict Alastor and Vox as a very fluffy couple, although it's not an angst fest either. Though this story has StaticMoth tagged, it will not be focused on and will mostly be ignored after the first chapter. With all that out of the way, I hope you may find some joy in reading this! ---- ‼️Credit to solwxxx55 on Twitter for the cover art‼️ ---- ⚠️Season 1 Canon Divergence (Anything released after season 1 will not be taken into account when writing this, this is only Season 1 canon compliant)

Alastor could have said with complete honesty that he had zero interest in sex. Up until recently. Except, he still hated the idea of being close to someone. The thought of sex disgusted him. But the power that came with it was intriguing. ---- Alastor wants Vox's soul. He decides on an unconventional way to get it. ---- Note: In this fanfiction, Alastor is asexual. He engages in sex only when it benefits him, as he has little to no desire for it. He also experiences/enjoys sex in atypical ways, such as when violence is involved. It's hard to explain, but you'll get the gist. ---- Word count (As of latest update): 28,497 words

Alastor was used to playing everyone like one of his puppets, but he soon realised this wouldn't be the case anymore. He was also attached to strings. ------- Alastor scrambled to his chair in the radio station, following an almost fatal fight between him and Adam he had lost his composure. His clothes were torn as well as his dignity. His arrival to hell had brought him both fortune and misfortune these past few months. *A few months ago* He was bored and had arrived (7 years later) in search of amusement. He was back from his long escapade, only to realise hell wasn't what it used to be. His popularity had declined as the Vees had gained more and more followers. Lucifer's spawn (Charlie) had also aroused his curiosity, her dreams peculiar and fantastical. He was met with old friends and rivals where he had feigned confidence with a big smile. ------- CALLING THIS AN AU therefore it may not be accurate to canon but will contain many similarities and theories to do with the upcoming season 2 :) - slowburn (will be onesided-radiostatic for quite awhile) - MANY other ships included (nothing too scandalous) ;) (Huskerdust, CherriSnake, Chaggie, Val x death) - Explores the life of certain characters in more detail (many POVS) - More insight into Season 1 + what happens next - Alastor is demisexual in this AU, however, he will behave the same and hate unsolicited touch. TW: THERE MAY BE SOME SWEARING (gasp), VIOLENCE, DRUG USE, SPOILERS. (I will include tws on top of the page for other stuff) Cover Art: credit to whoever made it (it wasn't me)