[2024 Wattys Shortlist] Road trips are more fun with criminals, right? Nisha Kapoor desperately wants to escape the rut she's in, but her dull surroundings do nothing to change that. She finds herself looking forward to hearing her neighbors fighting through the walls just to get a little excitement into her dreary life. That is until she gets caught in the middle of a bank robbery that goes terribly wrong. Before she knows it, she becomes the hostage of a handsome criminal who turns her entire existence upside down as they travel across the country to get his next target-- her parents. #1 in Comedy #1 in Funny #2 in roadtrip #3 in hilarious #5 in Violent MATURE: Depictions of sex, violence, profanity, and various other mature themes.

A Brahms Heelshire fanfic, written in 2016 by HeelshireBoi. TW: violence, blood, abuse, mature content, attempted rape, profanity [18+ Readers ONLY] A/N: My second fanfic while still being an amateur writer. Please excuse any grammatical errors and plot-holes in the storyline.