Ah, yes: I love this ship. Sorry I forgot to mention in in my bio. This will be the best Trump/Biden fanfiction you've ever laid your eyes upon. I have a strong command of grammar. Chicken nuggets. Oh yeah! I forgot to mention! You know how gen-alpha talks and how they use insignificant words that convey no meaning? HA! That's gonna be this fic! SO BUCKLE UP BITCHES BECAUSE WE'RE SAYING 'SKIBIDI RIZZ' EVERY THREE SENTENCES !!!! Oh yeah um trigger warnings... hmmm.. lemme think... ALL OF THEM!! jk. Strong language Gun Violence Kim Jung Un reference Bombs + weaponry politics (i'll try to keep it as unpolitical as i can but c'mon it's an orange and a senior citizen what are we doing america-) ! may add more ! This is for ages 13+ based off of the trigger warning maturity level! Unless I fw you, if you're under 13, GO HOME >:000 (idk about that rule im just saying it so wattpad doesn't mark it as mature or whatever tf they do idk man)

Antinous and Telemachus' love story. Anti, who was supposed to be Penelope's suitor begins to feel weird feelings for her son. Prince Telemachus. But how absurd! He's supposed to despise him! And there's no way the man's feelings are replicated, right? Or does the prince feel similar feelings? ART IS NOT MINE! CREDIT TO myawilessu ON TIKTOK!! WARNINGS!!⚠️⚠️ - freaky Antinous... - there WILL be smut... - uhhh, blood? - Again, smut... - freaky people - Cursing! - Grape mention