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  • Mermaids and the Vampires Who Love Them (Winner Watty Award 2014)
    11.6M 487K 45

    "Everyone knows mermaid blood is like vampire crack ..." Right before her senior year, mermaid Waverly Marie Fishwater's parents inform her they're moving to the Bay Area in Northern California. She's to attend a cross-cultural experimental high school. The major problem is that it's a vampire school, and mermaid bloo...

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  • All That is Gold | BEING REMOVED JAN 31
    10.8M 522K 66

    THIS STORY WILL BE REMOVED ON JANUARY 31, 2020 Quinn Barton was content with her seat in the social hierarchy at the elite Dupont Prep: not exactly on top, but high enough to get some respect. Too bad Carter Dupont, the undisputed king of the school, was keen on making her his new queen. [This story is comprised of th...

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  • How to Be Cliche (A Novel)
    5.7M 134K 47

    Cli·ché: a phrase or opinion that is overused and betrays a lack of original thought. Meet Pepper Ballard. Independent, single, and sarcastic as hell. Pepper fights her own battles with pride and is officially #done with clichés. Unshaven werewolves, pale vampires, flawless and talented female vampire hunters who inst...

  • Love for Goats
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    I dance like a beached whale. I have never been kissed. I've also been called a mountain goat because I can bound up a rock wall like nobody's business. It'd be a solid nickname if mountain goats didn't weigh three hundred pounds on a good day and the females didn't have beards. But I'll take being likened to a heavy...