What if Henry VIII had married differently? What if his choice of wives changed his reign and the whole of England's history forever? A young man sits on the throne of England with a face and charm that draws woman from all corners of the kingdom. There are those with years of training and tutoring in their heads: th...
When faced with a time loop, an adorable boyfriend, and impending death, you can, may, and probably will experience crazy stuff. But that's good; crazy is good. It means that something's going on. And that's what we need to have a story.
It's early summer, and in a small community on the central Jersey Shore, a black car screeches to a halt outside the Wright Bros grocery. Danny looks up from where he's working at the carwash to see the driver rifle out of the car and chase a girl rushing into the store. For some reason-fate perhaps or intuition-he de...
Florida Forest Service duty officer Ray Lumley is in love with a white fringetree. Not an I-read-Walden-in-high-school love; a sweaty, sappy, I-want-to-rub-against-you-'til-I-get-splinters love. It's awkward. So, he's relieved to learn that he's really hot for Trivia, the dreadlocked, radical environmentalist nymph wh...
HOW A SIMPLE DIET COKE CHANGES FATE -- or, when Dustin Ortiz gains enough courage to buck up and face humiliation with dignity. Even if it involves powerful girls and scientifically-disproven defenses. ranked #620 in humor cover by @weeknder
Twenty-five years ago, her fathers found home together. Now it's Libby's turn to find it for herself.
Anakin Kingsley - insomniac nerd - and his so called "Highwalkers" decided to spend their whole summer convincing the mayor of Eastmarshe to get his shit together and sell his precious gems. Here my friend let me guide you in this bizarre adventure. TAKE NOTE: This is not a Star Wars fanfic, I'm in the hype but I real...
EDITOR'S CHOICE ~ When heartbroken March Marino books a road trip across the western US, he has no idea what he's getting himself into.
Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive! ***** When douchebag lawyer Peter Katz gets diagnosed with terminal cancer, he wants to die painlessly. Still, death seems to elude his every attempt, so he hir...
In which a dragon shapeshifter and a king heir work to find the Lost Princess and humbly save the world from a fae massacre.
{Illustrated} Disaster looms as Poodlepuff prepares for Priscilla's party. Striving for perfection prevents him from preparing his pastries promptly, so his burly rival, Sugarcube is brought in to bake backup biscuits. Genre: Romantic Parody/Slice of Life May contain traces of nuts, cheese and French.
→ finished ← Claustrophobic and agoraphobic, Alaska Gouramie doesn't leave the house much. She whiles her days away nurturing her goldfish, Gordon. Her life is passing her by. Elver Harrison James is scared of fish. He won't go near the pond at the bottom of his garden. He will do anything to stay away from those wate...
In which Flo Parker teams up with Harper Hatley, radio host and notorious opponent of Clement Hessenheffer, to try and get her Dad into office before he gives up on his biggest aspiration: becoming the Mayor of Pontybridge (and rubbing it in Clement's face). (cover by @erupted)
What happens when four gods live together in an apartment, stripped of their powers and any shred of dignity they once had? This. Spiritual #10 Humour #194
PERSONAL ASSISTANT NEEDED. People skills optional. Ability to take drink orders preferred. Personal mode of transport a MUST. To Reply, Contact Dr. M's home office: 1-555-TRBLE-4-U (Idiots and those prone to knock-knock jokes need not apply.) ◎ ◎ ◎ Nobody in their righ...
one of the biggest problems of being a teenage girl is that you're a teenage girl. ruby dillinger isn't special or anything, but she has her fair share of nanoscale problems — seducing josh kitsey, one-upping ruby lee, passing PE, combatting monsters of the boyish-white kind, her best friend going on a bible-bumping...
