❝ sticks & stones may break my bones, but chains & whips excite me! ❞ various. south park x fem. reader. started 7.6.2025 - ongoing.

You can still smell the damp scent of autumn leaves on his clothes. The cheap cologne that floods your senses and instinctively makes you smile. But you both drift apart. You think it's too soon to assume that you need it when dreams start to disturb you. And obviously Kenny realizes it. What could be a trauma actually carries a supernatural stamp. →ㅤkenny mccormick x fem!reader →ㅤart credits to @wine0cellar on twt

'𝐈𝐟 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐈 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞, 𝐈 𝐠𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧'.' Finding the perfect man had always been a struggle. Your exes? Nothing but toxic, one disappointment after another. But at least you had Kyle-your best friend. He was always there to pick up the pieces whenever another relationship crashed and burned. A great guy. You and Kyle were just friends, purely platonic... right? most impressive rankings: #7 in - kylebroflovski #3 in - stanmarsh #9 in - sp kyleb!southpark x fem!reader started: 10/02/2025 ended: 04/03/2025

[𝙿𝙻𝙰𝚃𝙾𝙽𝙸𝙲! 𝙎𝙤𝙪𝙩𝙝 𝙋𝙖𝙧𝙠 𝙭 𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧] 𝘿𝙤𝙜𝙨 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙖 𝙥𝙚𝙩 𝙗𝙚𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙙 𝙗𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙮. 𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙣𝙚𝙬 𝙩𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙜𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙖 𝙧𝙤𝙘𝙠𝙮 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙩, 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙨𝙤𝙤𝙣 𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙖 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙮 𝙨𝙞𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙖𝙧 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙪𝙧𝙧𝙮 𝙥𝙚𝙩. 𝙎𝙤 𝙛𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙤𝙬 (𝙔/𝙣) 𝙖𝙨 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙨 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙯𝙮 𝙤𝙘𝙘𝙪𝙧𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙨𝙣𝙤𝙬𝙮 𝙩𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙞𝙩𝙨 𝙪𝙣𝙞𝙦𝙪𝙚 𝙞𝙣𝙝𝙖𝙗𝙞𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙨, 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙖 𝙛𝙖𝙧 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙣𝙤𝙧𝙢𝙖𝙡 𝙥𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙫𝙞𝙚𝙬! ↬↬ 𝘚𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩 𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘬 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘛𝘳𝘦𝘺 𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘳, 𝘔𝘢𝘵𝘵 𝘚𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘦, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘦𝘭𝘴𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘻𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴

for most of your life you've been a shy wallflower, wishing to be anything but. if that wasn't bad enough, it seemed as though south park high's most notorious playboy, kenny mccormick, has taken an interest in you after something you'd heroically done for him a year ago. little do you know, his teasing hides deeper emotions. ✩✩✩ 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐋𝐔𝐃𝐄𝐒: a female bisexual reader, aged up characters, an alternate high-school universe, swearing, mentions of drugs/alc and very very VERY suggestive content! (also y/n is a little bit of a self insert here but then again when is she not) cover photo art credits go to: @wine0cellar on twt!

❝ 𝐇𝐄𝐘, 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐍𝐄𝐖 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋? ❞ ‎ ‎ ━━━━ ‎ 𝐍𝐄𝐖 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋 [y/n] [l/n] had to move back to southpark after leaving due to personal problems. what she didn't expect was to be popular in a short amount of time, or for new problems to arise. let's hope it goes well for her. SOUTHPARK X FEM!READER 28.07.2024 ━━ 20.09.2025

SOUTH PARK X AFAB READER who are you? what are you? what will you do? don't answer those questions they're fucking stupid. ride the wind loser, you don't know who you are, what you are, and what to do. that's how it is and how you think it will always be, but some stupid little town and it's stupid little people aren't gonna let you keep that mentality. fucking good people and their stupid kindness. cross posted on quotev :d

══✿══╡°˖✧✿✧˖°╞══✿══ [ 𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐄! 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊 𝐗 𝐃𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐍! 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 ] ❝𝐃𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐨𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐰! 𝐃𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐮𝐧𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧! 𝐃𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞!❞ ══✿══╡°˖✧✿✧˖°╞══✿══

[ ' ' 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊 𝐗 𝐅𝐄𝐌! 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑. ' ' ] | [ ' ' 𝐎𝐇 𝐌𝐘 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐑, 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄. 𝐖𝐇𝐘 𝐂𝐔𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐅 𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐁𝐄 𝐈𝐍.. 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄? ' ' ]