Sweetyyysush
A Taekook Fanfiction
Top Jungkook × Bottom Taehyung
Kim Taehyung has a special talent.
Finding trouble.
No one knows how.
No one knows why.
At this point, even his family has given up trying to stop him.
Jeon Jungkook, unfortunately, has spent most of his life witnessing it.
As neighbors, family friends, and sworn enemies since childhood, Taehyung and Jungkook can argue about absolutely anything.
"Move."
"Make me."
"Gladly."
"Violence isn't the answer."
"For you, I'll make an exception."
Life is normal.
Or as normal as life can be when your nephew keeps calling your rival pretty and asking him to marry him.
"Ji Won, come here."
"No. I'm talking to my future husband."
"YOUR WHAT?"
"Future husband."
"He's three years old, Taehyung!"
"See? Even children have good taste."
Then one day, everything goes horribly wrong.
And somehow-
Somehow-
Jungkook gets dragged into it too.
Now stuck in a situation neither of them understands, far away from home, and forced to depend on each other, the only thing more exhausting than surviving is surviving Kim Taehyung.
"If we die, I'm haunting you."
"If we die, we're both dead."
"Then I'll haunt you spiritually."
"That's not how ghosts work."
"You don't know that."
"And you don't know anything."
"Yet here we are."
With no way out and no choice but to stick together, Taehyung and Jungkook find themselves playing roles they never expected, telling lies they never planned, and spending far more time together than either considers healthy.
Which would be easier...
If they didn't want to strangle each other every five minutes.
Take My Hand, Troublemaker
A story about bad luck, terrible timing, family chaos, one walking disaster named Kim Taehyung, and the poor soul cursed to deal with him.