Probably spoilers Probably some shipping stuff Probably some cringe Probably a little cussing You should probably read it

i just fricked a wall and it feeled good (swear warning)

Dont expect this to update regularly. I'm not much of writer sometimes, but I thought I'd give it a try. Also this is very original, I'm definitely not regurgitating the same concept over and over again. Anyways enjoy this garbage that I'm going to cringe at in two years. 3/17/20 Edit: okay I'm making the actual description now rather than saying how horribly bad this is going to turn out. This dumpster fire is basically about a bunch of gay(or bi) objects texting each other and being gay. Also there's a crossover because why not. Yay! Btw if you're a little eight or nine year old who cant stand cursing then dont read anything passed the first page. Pls I marked this as mature for a reason. But if you dont care go on ahead 4/26/20 Edit: Thank you guys for 1k views like wow what are you guys doing with your life but also thank you guys so much for reading this. I honestly thought this book was just gonna be a waste of space in the sea of actually good bfb fanfics here but I guess I was kinda wrong huh? That sounded depressing but whatever, thank you guys so much.

hello stranger! (or not a stranger, you never know!) if you were unable to interpret the title, this is a oneshot book revolving around inanimate insanity and bfb/tpot! (recent additions are ONE and The Nightly Manor wowie!!) what you'll see in here will be fluffy, usually angsty oneshots my update schedule is wack so bare with me there'll be trigger warnings at the beginning of chapters that i think need them and i'll occasionally be taking requests! (if you want to make one check the first page!!) these oneshots are now being edited by my absolutely wonderful partner who i love very much hehe <3 if that seemed up your alley then i can't wait for you to tag along on the strange journey this book has brought me on! have a lovely day and enjoy!! - vee