𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐬𝐲 𝐬𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐣𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐚𝐧 𝐜𝐚𝐟𝐞 𝐚𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐝𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐟𝐥𝐮𝐟𝐟, 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞 & 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐟𝐟 𝐩𝐥𝐮𝐬 𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐨 💕 ☕ 🐍 🍄 🗡️ 🖤 may contain traces of pining idiots, housemates/workmates with a questionable list of rules, family closure and a full persephone-scale exploration of Cardan's power set ☕ 🐍 🍄 🗡️ 🖤 Much has changed in the wake of the bloodbath coronation. Vivi and Jude escaped and settled into a mortal life, Madoc rules Elfhame, Balekin disappeared with the blood crown, and Cardan was spirited away to the Undersea by Nicasia. Ten years pass. Jude blossoms into a competent barista and a semi-normal human. She lives a life of quiet anonymity in the city and brews a damn fine cup of coffee. Just don't get on her bad side, or she'll poison your latte with decaf. It would be a shame if a certain someone snaked his way into her life again. Pun fully intended. Seriously, he's going to be a big ass snake.

You're... the new kid. As cliché as that sounds and as much as you hate it, you're the goddamn new kid in a goddamn new school with a bunch of goddamn assholes who really like to get on your nerves. Ashboro High looked good on paper. It had high ratings, great reviews, and one or two neat-o news articles but now that you were really here it was far from perfect; maybe with your dad and younger brother at your side you can make it through another day in paradise. - This is a Danny 'Jed Olsen' Johnson x Reader modern/high school AU type thing. I had an idea and who doesn't love Danny? So now I'm writing this and I don't regret it one bit. With such a wide environment I'll be able to add a multitude of different slashers to stick by your side as you battle through high school and fall in love with the resident bad boy, Danny Johnson.

"whats your favorite scary movie?" "that one my little pony movie"