A doctor makes living objects. Raised in small, isolated environments. Heavily monitored and kept perfect. But some of them, don't come out the way they were supposed to. And imperfections aren't tolerated.

IDFB... one of BFDI's greatest mysteries. Have you ever noticed how in BFB, it's barely ever mentioned? The only reference to it is one mention of the wall teleporter, and the word "Yoyle" is never even said - with the exception of the occasional catchphrase of "Yoylecake!" Not to mention that in the short Paper Towel, the Yoyle Needy is visible behind Yoyle Mountain, yet it's completely gone in BFB. It's almost like the contestants don't WANT to talk about it... what in the world happened?! This story is my fan take on the events of IDFB, post-episode 1, and why the objects of Goiky dare not speak of it. #1 in #BFDI - 11/20/2020 #1 in #objects - 2/28/2021 OLD DESCRIPTION: dnalsI maerD roF elttaB, also known as IDFB... a season of BFDI, lost to time. Nearly all accounts of what happened had been destroyed, save for the first episode. However, when an eliminated contestant from BFB stumbles upon a diary that holds the unknown events of the third season, he decides to reveal his findings. Life during death, slapped friends, and secrets upon secrets are all revealed in IDFB: Continued. But the stories were lost for a reason.

There are dozens of object shows out there, each one in its own little universe, almost never touching each other. But what would happen if objects from one universe traveled to another? *I've given a user who wishes to remain anonymous permission to crosspost this story to AO3. (Crossing Over got crossed over between websites, haha.) So if you find Crossing Over on AO3 posted by an anon, remember, it's NOT stolen!* #1 in #inanimateinsanity - July 16th and December 10th 2020/March 19th and April 1st-19th 2021 #1 in #BFB - March 9th 2021

A collection of standalone Inanimate Insanity short stories I've written over the years! These scraps can mostly be read in less than five minutes. Though the subject matter and approach varies considerably, they all offer a taste of different concepts - much like you can taste a variety of free samples at Costco. The Latest: "Take the Third Option" Knife and Cheesy have to take care of something for Mic. [Cheesy & Knife]