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Take one accident prone boy and one witty girl, put them in a crappy apartment with a scary landlord and make them meet each other naked in the shower. Now let the chaos ensue.

An automaton created by an inventor's son, Copper has finally been given a heart by her young master. Her choice of whether to keep the key or give it to him will decide her fate in this steampunk "pick your path" adventure.

Once upon a time... (there was a princess in a tower guarded by a firebreathing dragon) There was a girl who liked to sit in her attic and watch the freeway light up at night. (and she was beautiful and had hair of gold that everyone wanted to touch) She just wants people to leave her alone. (and there was a handsome prince who visited her every day) And she just wants him to go away, go away, go away. Because if she sees him again, she'll die. (Cover image: http://www.deviantart.com/art/Hairy-302718645 )

⁑⁑⁑ EDITING AS OF MARCH 2019 ⁑⁑⁑ [Winner in the 2012 Watty Awards for Undiscovered Gems]: ★ Read at your own risk. There are major grammar issues, plot holes and probably some really annoying stuff in this book. If you want to read a story written when I was 12, then please proceed. Major editing in process. ★ Eighteen year old Victoria Green has been spending her life trying to mend everyone else's broken pieces back together - but what happens when they begin not to fit? A cheating , absent father with a much younger mistress, a distraught mother who cannot possibly take care of her emotionally damaged self and an unfamiliar new city is more than broken, it's a freaking disaster. A spur-of-the moment decision to pack up and move halfway across England to the small, quaint town of Doncaster in seek of a new life does nothing to piece back together the broken Green household. In an attempt to escape the Hell of her reality, Victoria begins to live vicariously through the older instant messaging website AIM. I mean, no one goes on that thing anymore, right? Wrong. When she meets someone under the name Singingforlife24, she begins to develop dangerous and unsolicited feelings for the person behind the strange, yet soothing username. Conversations that lasted a few short messages turns into an everyday occurrence and before she knows it, Victoria is falling hard for the stranger behind the username. Meeting the town's a**hole wasn't in her plans - nothing was. But as they always say - there's a thin line between love and hatred (of a jerk, that is). He Wasn't a Jerk Series (MUST be read in order): #1: He Wasn't a Jerk Online #2: He Wasn't a Jerk Before #3: He Wasn't a Jerk After All #4: He Wasn't a Jerk In The End

[Finalist in Watty Awards 2013) He Wasn't a Jerk #2 ⁑⁑ Disclaimer: Probably a lot of grammar issues, along with plot holes and annoying characters. This was written when I was thirteen. Continue at your own discretion) ⁑⁑ You know the story on how One Direction formed, how they got 3rd place on X Factor and how they went on to become a worldwide sensation - right? Victoria Green is now nineteen, working at a local ice cream shop and wallowing in her sorrows. With Louis gone out of her life, Victoria has no other choice than to move on from her first and possibly her only love. A life filled with interviews, paparazzi, drama, heartbreaks, new romances and new places; Victoria has only one thing that's keeping her from destroying herself - Louis. A fake account that Victoria created on AIM turns from a joke to a semi-rekindled online romance with Louis. Has Victoria made the biggest mistake of her life, or will she get her happily ever after she's been searching for with Louis? He Wasn't a Jerk Series: #1: He Wasn't a Jerk Online #2: He Wasn't a Jerk Before #3: He Wasn't a Jerk After All #4: He Wasn't a Jerk In The End

He Wasn't a Jerk Series: #1: He Wasn't a Jerk Online #2: He Wasn't a Jerk Before #3: He Wasn't a Jerk After All #4: He Wasn't a Jerk In The End Victoria and Louis are back and stronger than ever. With Victoria wearing Louis' promise ring on her finger, and living a new life in the states, she thinks nothing can go wrong. With the help of the rest of One Direction, and her best friend Ava - this particular group of friends will take America by storm. But in due time, Victoria will begin to rethink her statement of everything being perfect when things start to go terribly wrong. After a family sickness surfaces, and many of her relationships are on the verge of breaking, Victoria's world starts to quickly spiral downward rather than continuing to progress upwards. Will Victoria be able to keep a promise to one-fifth of the boy-band One Direction? Or will the rising fame and family issues tear her relationships apart for good?

FEMALE CHARACTER IS INNOCENT AND CHILDISH!! READ THE TAGS!! YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!!! "Tell me something Azron." Lucifer said as he walked closer to the dangerous Demon. Azron turned so now he was facing his creator, the same one that's scared of him. "What will you do if we gave you a mate?" A dark smirk came upon his face. "I would fuč* her first then do the same thing that got me in this cell in the first place but...." There was a short silence as everyone held their breath- "This time, you won't catch me." What happens when God and Lucifer decide to give the dangerous Demon a Angel mate?? READ THE TAGS!! YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!!!

[COMPLETE] Having a crush on your boss is no big deal. Right? Talulah Knight is the assistant to the CEO of a major architecture firm. She loves Madonna, baking, oh and she is in love with her boss, but both of them are completely oblivious. With late nights in the office and boring work events, the lines between professional and unprofessional start to blur.