Don't Here's a steamy, poetic, lustful, betray filled book with a plot twist end. Don't ask I was very, very, very, very, very, very bored.

I am Jesus, your savior. After dealing with all the shit I do for your race, I come across this... fan fiction. I am greatly disturbed on why you read this. I am constantly wondering who larry is and why he is so important, or the cat named Phan who always seems to appear? Who are these people... They are the DEVIL SPAWN. I have looked through your window while you read this stuff (say is my description. Go hit that follow button with the bible why dontcha') and I am not impressed. That's why I leave comments on this 'smut' you read to make sure you don't go as far as the level 'you unholy shits turn back now or you go to hell'. So fear not. Read my guide book and embark on your journey to a more holy life style. (496in Fan Fiction)

all the shit I have stored on my phone, since I'll need to delete it at some point.

I think that's what they're called i usually call them heart memes but anyways owo enjoy my love! ᵞᴼᵁ'ᴿᴱ ᴬᴸᴸᴼᵂᴱᴰ ᵀᴼ ˢᵀᴱᴬᴸ ᵀᴴᴱᴹ °^°